May 1, 2008: [photo] "My last day of college and I've been flashing the UC in effigy all day ( Read more... )

1. A plan for fall
2. Sarah to trim her hair
3. Mom
4. Kitty Nera
5. Rest
6. Direction
7. Wisdom/willpower
8. More fresh greens

What if the only roles available to me are: Victim and Asshole. Weigh the pros and cons ( Read more... )

1.Your Middle Name: Lily ( Read more... )

"Mark Dostal is my angry vagina."

FENTON: Justin, I'm thinking of a number between one and 145,000 ( Read more... )

http://www.purrbot.com/09%20couldn't%20decide.mp3

(cut and paste the whole thing, don't just click)

Received today ( Read more... )

Little Girl (during reading of book about beavers): "My aunt has a t-shirt, and on the back it says 'There's nothing better than a healthy beaver ( Read more... )

I live in this fancy house now, in Maine. I've slept two nights here so far. We have chickens, and I think they can get into the house, because today I found a big old bowl shattered on the floor, and a pile of chicken shit on the dresser in the spot where the bowl used to stand.