May 15, 2009 08:43
May 1, 2008: [photo] "My last day of college and I've been flashing the UC in effigy all day."
May 6, 2008: [photo] "UC evacuated due to fire...in my LOINS!"
Nov 11, 2008: [photo] "Diamond encrusted pregnancy test?"
Nov 19, 2008: [photo of hand-drawn sign with words "Be cool, don't slam" and drawing of middle school lockers] "!"
Jan 13, 2009: [photo] Condom ghost haunts Svein in Women's Center!
Apr 3, 2009: [photo of sign with woman named Susie Hayter, sent to Suzi] "What's this bitch got against you?!"
Apr 15, 2009: "Oh my God, are you saying you want to co-rule my Cat City?? I always expected to do that as a lonely outcast!
Apr 15, 2009: "I never have fun there, and I hate beer! It smells like a pawn shop and the end table says "cunt scab on it! Everyone acts trashy and I always feel horrible!"
Apr 18, 2009: "I want to! I can't! Fuck you both!"
Apr 21, 2009: "I know it! Maybe someone will do him a favor and rip it off him with one swift movement. They do that, you know."
Apr 30, 2009: "Day of Beauty. It is ON. Let's buff our nails and wax our junk. When/where?"
May 1, 2009: "Is Jim's last name really Badcock??"
May 1, 2009: "One of the supreme court justices is retiring! Now we must learn a new one! I'm drunk!!"
May 2, 2009: "Oh my God. I need breathalizer for my phone! I'm one of those people!"
May 3, 2009: "Just got to village, but need to lie down for a bit as just hurt back throwing up entire food zoo brunch buffet."
May 4, 2009: "Long live King Milkshake!"
May 4, 2009: "When someone cuts your hair, it's like they become part of you. Only opposite. They cut part of you off."
May 6, 2009: "Suckin, fuckin, rimmin, and water sports!"
May 7, 2009: "FWD: Nothin thinkin bout ya cute azz wish I could see you boo."
May 7, 2009: "I'm not accomplishing anything. I literally ripped off my shirt to be like someone in a movie, and now it's in tatters. I want crispy chicken REAL bad."
May 11, 2009: "Bored at work...the soft hiss of my supervisor's breast pump lulling me to sleep from the next room..."