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[apiphile]

We have a new washing machine, I have some four-inch high Christmas trees, a 90s bomber jacket that looks like a 1945 bomber jacket and, combined with new corduroy shirt and pale jeans and biker boots makes me look "LIKE AN EXTRA FROM MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO" (ie, suitably like a rent boy), nothing is on fire, I just started my first ever actual legal

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[wolfy_writing]

A washing machine, yay!

And a rent boy costume!

Pirate sodomy?

[apiphile]

Well we didn't get as far as the sodomy. Mostly just cheerfully making up some nonsense involving gay pirates because her gay pirate TV show was insufficiently gay and "pandering to Liza's need for gentlemanbumming stories" has been a worthwhile part of my life for years. ;) Also I got to use the phrase "pearlescent eruption" and I feel that merits some kind of medal.

[wolfy_writing]

Gay pirates are still awesome! Was matelotage involved in any way?

That is a fine and admirable phrase.

[apiphile]

Not yet, they're still very much in the wooing stages. There's also been an English bulldog called His Majesty King Philippe, a mercenary and terrifying first mate played by Gina Torres, a very small shark, and a wooden apple. I'm sure this will make sense at some point.