Appropriately since I have just vomited away all my money
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL OFFER
These books are not usually available, and will cease to be available in the new year. They are available only as eBooks, they are available only with a direct link - you can't search for them; and they will set you back a whopping 99p each. Two of them have been on general release before, one fully and the other briefly last year; one has not been available before and will cease to be available again when my Christmas spirit dwindles.
1. Collected Poems 2000-2010. This represents every single poem I could find that I have written in 10 years. It's quite long. They're not edited, they're not even spell-checked; it was intended as an archival book for me and nothing more, but if you're interested in seeing how a personal style can progress and improve over the course of a degree (2001-2004) which has a focus on poetry-writing, or just over time, this might be useful to you. Also, it's only 99p.
2. Land of the Free.
I would describe this as my first novel, except it's neither my first long project completed nor strictly speaking a novel. It's a collection of medium-length stories set in a frankly implausible dystopian future, written when I was 17/18. Again, it is neither edited nor spell-checked, and I wouldn't say it represented the best fiction on offer on this planet, but it is useful material for world-building study I suppose? Also, only 99p and you're welcome to plagiarise it as much as you like.
3. Hamilton
What, again? Didn't I just take this off sale in May? Yes. I know. Last chance. It was previously £3.50 to download and £16.99 or something to buy. Now it is 99p. Grab yourself some blond, badly-behaved incestuous twins obsessed with Greek mythology. For 99p.
On the plus side, I will be in Sydney from early on the morning of the 29th of June 2012 until early in the morning on the 17th of July 2012. I'm also going to be in South Korea for nearly a day, and there's apparently a culture centre and a museum inside Incheon airport so that's quite an exciting final place to be on the opposite side of the world to the one I'm usually on.
In conclusion, please buy jewellery, my books, or my t-shirts/art prints, because I have just enbroked myself. ALSO GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY YOU A DRINK HAHAHAHAHHAH.