My continued efforts to suck money out of people's wallets have given birth to the following things:

Twilight of the Idols: Pounded in the Ass By the Concept of Autonihilism by Max Stroke:
Another Chuck-Tingle-type title to help everyone decide to read this story. Mike Bentley's washing machine breaks and instead of a handyman he gets a debate ( Read more... )

I published the shitty faunpornIt's on the US site too. It's £1/$1/1EU, whatever. Everyone better damn well buy it ( Read more... )

No doubt tonight will produce further druggy introspection as I am still in pain and can't focus to work on book stuff. Went to the bank today and did my annual "no all of these rates are terrible put that HERE I want free money" conversation with the branch manager, also went to health food shop and bought delightful crap and to a swank deli and ( Read more... )

There are certain levels of bullshit where I break the rage barrier and just end up in the calm, furious waters of not giving a fuck about anything, and thanks to my boss's boss (brief summary: we don't get paid a living wage, I work overtime to overcome that, which coincidentally means SHIT GETS DONE MORE QUICKLY, he has blanket banned overtime ( Read more... )

Mission: Yuletide ( Read more... )

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Yup. Shop.


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