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[apiphile]

the other day i nearly convinced myself that i'd be able to eat a banana and just get over my stupid banana hatred, i haven't projectile-vomited from drinking smoothies that contain bananas so i'm probably not as woefully intolerant of them as i once was and derek just man the fuck up and eat a fucking banana; then someone in the office was eating

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[medusa]

I fucking HATE bananas but I adore fake banana flavouring, which bears little relation to banana and really just tastes of yellow.

[apiphile]

I can just about handle those foam bananas you get in picnmix but bleurgh, the entire taste is just rank. I feel like I have some sort of terrible weakness! MUST CONQUER BANANA HATRED.

[crotalus_atrox]

Bananas are not for Dereks. 's cool, onions will never be for Stans.

That is an awesome sounding recipe. Grape leaves?

*leans!*

[apiphile]

Possibly grape leaves - they were a bit lighter in colour, but that doesn't mean anything.

[jumpthesnark]

Feel free to vomit at me any time. (Though if it's actual vomit I would request that you aim low, if possible :3)

[apiphile]

I can assure you that even the most projectile of pukes won't hit you from where I'm sitting.

[arseaboutface]

Bananas are fucking disgusting. The end.

[apiphile]

CO-SIGNED.

[swear_jar]

Fuck bananas, let's all eat your dream food instead because it sounds delicious.

[apiphile]

It did look deliciously tasty. And could probably be made in sweet form with, say, pannacotta and berries? Wrapped in pastry sheets and then deep-fried? Omnom.

[swear_jar]

FOOD BONER.

[apiphile]

I WILL DICK YOUR DINNER.