God made me a cannibal to deal with problems like you.

[apiphile]

Unrelatedly, it is weird how many of my friends have never been in love. I wonder if this is a self-selecting group. Vicious, sarcastic remark about a thing I don't fancy discussing any more goes here.

I was going to do a Q&A to help me with the world-building and charactertistion for this year's NaNo but then I remembered that LJ is kind of a

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[wolfy_writing]

So, what are the mechanics of man-scorpion sex?

[apiphile]

Giant scorpions have very long, thin, slimy, bendy penises.

:D

[wolfy_writing]

I momentarily misread that as "long, thin, slimy, beaded penises".

[apiphile]

That can happen.

[mssamyx]

...so yeah, I'll just be over here waiting for the man being fucked by a giant scorpion thing. Which I never knew I wanted before today, but there you go.

[apiphile]

Sometimes I feel like I might have been a slightly corrupting influence on you...

[mssamyx]

Maybe juust a little. ;)

[howifall]

I've always been fascinated by that icon of yours with the scorpion, but i had never imaginer i'd want to read about the mechanics and the world they live in so much! Which might prove a bit difficult given how reading is being complicated at the moment... Also i needa big again to find the password to your nano tumblr.

[apiphile]

giantbugorama! Don't worry, I will be reposting it a lot.

[lin]

I am so painfully curious about all this. Which has nothing to do at all with a man fucking a giant scorpion *coughsplutterahem*

[apiphile]

Come November! :D I am trying to drag an in-world timeline out of myself. And uh, I still need to draw that bloody diagram.

[cofmanynames]

okay so obviously i need to hunt you down on aim and force you to explain this to me from the beginning. i am curious as fuck and several other swearwords multiplied by each other, you see.

although if you let this make it to some kind of final draft, eventually, in the ~future, without alacrán or miriápodo being accented i am going to throw a shoe at you allll the way over the entirety of north america's width and the atlantic ocean, just mentioning that right off the bat. unless the spanish spellings are entirely coincidental and you're using a different romance language, they're so inbred i can't always tell.

also apparently "a small padded envelope from london" arrived to my honourable pack-mule types a few days ago, so you know.

[apiphile]

I shall do that very thing! Grab me by the arm when we both have a moment and I will do my best to elucidate without too much aimless armwaving. (It's good for the story to try and explain everything to people because it helps bump off the rough edges).

Oh, that's just laziness, I can't make my keyboard do accents, and it's a laptop so for some reason the alt+numbers thing isn't viable? Insert-symbol is annoying. Everyone gets their due accenting when the damn thing is finished.

'RAAAAAAY. It survived the Atlantic leg of the journey. :D