Blistering fuck, I cannot keep up with anything and everything is suffering for it ( Read more... )

1. What is the working title of your next book?
It doesn't have one. It needs one. If I try to give it a cheesy pun title please punch me in the neck.

2. Where did the idea come from for the book?More of mine and Liza's aimless porn-yelling on AIM the other year. There's enough material from those screaming matches to keep a smut factory in ( Read more... )

poetry
i will scream this outside your houses

character profiles
[password: blackmagic]
isaiah mukombe
keisha harris
craig williamson
terry glover
alan drake
mo belay
justin turner
rona king
alice hultgren
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Poetry

in which no one differentiates between love and murder
instructions on how to cry:

Too much time looking at porn, not enough time wrestling with Shakespeare etc. Work continues: another coworker has bowed out leaving me alone with three blokes, another two behind me, and lady sub-supervisor which I don't like because she's going to try to be ( Read more... )

you can drawn on the accumulated psychic trauma of a building - therefore the older and more disruptable the better - in order to pull the blood out of a person's body. that person will never be more than one mile away from where you are - longer distance, you can do nothing. for a maximum of an hour afterwards, the blood can be used to either ( Read more... )

Hello, good evening, please introduce yourself to everyone

Hi there, I'm Guy Fillmore, Republican Presidential Candidate and born-and-bred Alabaman.

And what brings you to London?It's part of my tour of Europe, to meet the heads of state and introduce myself, let them know who they'll be dealing with in future - by the grace of the American ( Read more... )

Please introduce yourself.

Johnny-Joe. Ain't got no other fucking name.

Okay... What's your affiliation?

Ain't got one. I'm for me. And the overthrow of the oppressive system of government, right?

Really. I didn't know the Ideal had a functioning government.

It don't. I'm against all of them.

You don't think stability would help?Anarchy is ( Read more... )

Good evening, please say hello, introduce yourself, etc.

Kenneth Kendall of Pudding Lane, at your service whether I like it or not.

At our service as what?

I'm the Jacks, alright.

What's that? You said you were Kenneth.

NNo, ugh, listen. Kenneth's me, yeah? And The Jacks is what I am when I'm paid to be.

Is that like being a prostitute?Gog ( Read more... )

Good afternoon. Please introduce yourself.

I am Oliver Page, head Publisher, affiliate of the printers.

And what do you publish?

What?

What are the Publishers?

We are practitioners of the noble arts of alchemy, and keepers of the stability of the Ideal, hunters of the writers, and the futile mappers of this unstable land.

Keepers of Stability ( Read more... )

This has nothing to do with anything.

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