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Sep 26, 2012 09:31

Please introduce yourself.

Johnny-Joe. Ain't got no other fucking name.

Okay... What's your affiliation?

Ain't got one. I'm for me. And the overthrow of the oppressive system of government, right?

Really. I didn't know the Ideal had a functioning government.

It don't. I'm against all of them.

You don't think stability would help?

Anarchy is the only form of fucking justice, posh boy.

Not a believer in Unions then?

Fuck no, man. Maaaaan. Unions exist to protect the status quo, what good is that?

There is no status quo, though.

They TRY.

You're against the Publishers and other alchemists then?

Fuck 'em.

Succinct. Are you opposed to the union of whores and streetwalkers?

S' anti-feminist, innit? A slit's got the right to not fuck for money, yeah?

And the right to choose to.

Nah only slags do that.

There's a certain amount of cognitive dissonance there.

Fuck yourself. Listen, you don't get no revolution off the ground if you go around giving in to capitalism like that.

Alright, we'll try something less fraught: what bands are you into?

They're all shit.

All of them?

Oh they like have their moments but after a couple of years every cunt either sells out or dies or disbands, fuck them.

Okay... are you seeing anyone? Romantically?

I'm seeing a lot of people SEXUALLY.

So you have a girlfriend?

Nah, I just have a lot of people who like me dick.

I find that unlikely

Fuck you.

And what's your... function?

I play a lot of fucking instruments, I do.

In the Ideal, what are you, an avatar?

I'm a muse, me.

Really.

I am the fucking spirit of punk, you dick.

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