Had some wicked awesome dreams last night after my accidental drunkening. Normally when I have flying dreams or magical powers they wear out or if I land I can't lift off again but this time there was an alement of lucidity and I kept lifting off and so on. The ... not highlight, but most memorable moment, was during one of my "changing my appearance at will" stages, where having previously been a short girl with red hair, I turned into Russell Howard to anally rape someone who had been annoying me in a liquor store (we were in America).
I'll repeat that for you.
I turned into Russell Howard to anally rape someone who had been annoying me in a liquor store
YOU'RE WELCOME. THE FUCK IS MY BRAIN.
Day nine
[1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30]
Trophies
for
crotalus_atrox Tilling the land til it shoots up
short-lived leaves, like the first blush
of contentment in the body of the
intravenous user; corn husks are the
sole survivors in the dust bowl,
their dying dances rattle through the
bodies of the fleeing mice.
The sky still reaches endless blue
across the tops of the falling roofs.
Atoms of sun fall on the scales
that weigh between life and death,
pushing the noose of snakeflesh
around a ghost's neck; here in the
badlands a bad woman's bad hands carry
the gun whipped from a dead man's garters.
Your heartbeat is a dream on the horizon.
Wake up, wake up, my dear;
the goldrush is over, and all
the thieves are here.
Day 21 - One of your favourite shows
Oh good lord I am SO BAD at television. I am really, really bad at keeping up with TV. I am bad at remaining interested in things; most of what I enjoy is either closed, finished canon that's no longer airing, or current-affairs-related comedy shows with self-enclosed episodes. I used to like sitcoms but I don't think anyone's made one that I liked since about 2003.
Can I just say "Attenboroughs" and have done with it? I like things where serious-looking old blokes in sensible jumpers point at stuff and say "here is a thing" and then you look at the thing for a bit, maybe with some incidental music, and then "here's another thing. this happens because thing". As you can imagine I am enjoying the shit out of Cosmos.
... LOOK I DON't KNOW. I JUST LIKE LEARNING THINGS FROM TV.