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[apiphile]

1. (Matthew) Eames [Inception

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[soda_and_capes]

re: Johnny/Eames: UNF, DEAR GOD. THAT WOULD NOT WORK OUT. WRITE IT.

[apiphile]

I just. I can't. It would be so painful for everyone involved. I have an internal audience of Ariadne and Archy GLARING AT ME.

[apiphile]

I am a committed Rory/Amy shipper, yo. COMMITTED. Also Bernard on a roadtrip would be a fucking liability but I like to think that his presence would at least preserve Rory/Amy by preventing Amy and Eames from screwing like rabbits. :D

[apiphile]

And Eames is like "THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SHUT THIS MAN UP OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AMY STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT - OW STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE ARM - OW THAT WAS REALLY VERY PAINFUL - OKAY OKAY I'LL SLEEP WITH HIM OW STOP IT OH GOD HE SMELLS LIKE A DISTILLERY FELL IN AN ASHTRAY WHYYYYYYY"

[redfiona99]

Sadly I don't know either of the characters for the answer to my question, but I like the answers.

I love Amy's totem and Atia's superpower, even if I'm now desperately trying to figure out if there is an X-man character with those powers.

[apiphile]

Oh there MUST be.

[apiphile]

"Bloodier" is one of those modifiers that improves everything for me. Art, sex, steak ...

[morebliss]

I absolutely adore Bernard Black but I really don't think I'd want to be stuck in a car with him for a long period of time. Well. Unless we had ALL the red wine and cigarettes.

[apiphile]

He'd probably still find a way to be a massive nuisance.