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[apiphile]

The Sexual Bucket List

(usual rules apply: bold what you have done, italicise what you want to do)

1. Kiss a girl
2. Have anal
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator
8. Use a sex toy on someone else
9. Be tied up
10. Tie someone up
11. Have sex in a public space

Comments

[apiphile]

I note "sex in a MacDonalds" is not on this list and I want to know why.

[merryhouse]

oh my, I make that six.

And that only because part of Ireland gained independence.

[apiphile]

O_O

[eglantinedreams]

It took me ages to stop laughing at the term "Sexual Bucket"* before I realised this is too American for me to fill out.

*I STILL laugh at the KFC Family Bucket ad with the woman with manymany children. Hits my puerile button :p

[apiphile]

I note with disappointment that "sex with a bucket" is not on this list.

[eglantinedreams]

Very good point.

A Del rewrite!

BTW if you think sand is bad I can assure you the dirty boulders on this beach are no more comfy >

[unnecessary_]

I want to have sex with someone much older, too. I tend to fall for younger guys and since I'm very young myself even that gap isn't too crazy.

[apiphile]

I have a noteable penchant for younger girls, and as I get older that becomes a more and more uncomfortable thing.