I do actually have somewhere else for self-indulgent crying into my cleavage about how no one will ever do precisely the kind of disgusting things I want with me because I look like a hippo's infected butthole and have the kind of emotional issues that make psychiatrists positively giddy with avarice. But this is LJ! Where I am hypercritical of ( Read more... )

The Sexual Bucket List

(usual rules apply: bold what you have done, italicise what you want to do)

1. Kiss a girl
2. Have anal
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator
8. Use a sex toy on someone else
9. Be tied up
10. Tie someone up
11. Have sex in a public space
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I'm just repeating myself endlessly. My position hasn't changed, I know what I think, and by this point most people following me online know what I think too. There's little point in me weighing in on most subjects when I'm refusing to get involved in communities and liable to throw a fairly violent tantrum if anyone links to my posts in them ( Read more... )

A sex survey has been doing the rounds of my flist, leading me to wonder this:

Poll

Return of the meme:

One little compliment can make you feel amazing ( Read more... )

Résumé

Razors pain you, Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give,
Gas smells awful. You might as well live.

Unfortunate Coincidence

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying,
Lady, make a note of this -
One of you is lying.

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wanna go and dance in a field to terrible bleepy 90s music with a head full of drugs. If you loved me you'd make it stop raining and find me a GODAWFUL RAVE to go to.


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