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apiphile

Dick gravy.

Feb 08, 2011 22:19

Title: Sex Is Not The Enemy #2.1
Fandom: Original
Word Count: 599
Rating: PG
Pairing: Um. Cyclist/Truck.
Warnings: See above.
Disclaimer: what the fuck.

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Comments 19

jumpthesnark February 8 2011, 22:39:27 UTC

...oh my god, Del, what hath you wrought. <3 You're amazing, you know that right? Fucking insane and amazing.

apiphile February 8 2011, 22:47:25 UTC

It's awful, I was so bored and annoyed by this. NEVER AGAIN.

buhfly February 9 2011, 18:24:51 UTC

NO IT'S NOT I LOVE THIS.

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apiphile February 9 2011, 11:28:42 UTC

Man just imagine being stalked by a truck. The one in the picture had red fake fur covers on the seats, even.

why_me_why_not February 8 2011, 23:47:04 UTC

this is kinda creepy. I'm not sure how to react...

apiphile February 9 2011, 11:28:11 UTC

"Derek you lazy ass why didn't you finish it" would be most appropriate. :D

thecatinthetree February 9 2011, 00:15:12 UTC

I'm confused but I like it.

apiphile February 9 2011, 11:25:27 UTC

\o/

desfinado February 9 2011, 01:12:19 UTC

There was no voice but mine, and yours. Your little bicycle of course has no voice.

"What's up with you, then?" you muttered, touching my side, the unguarded aperture I've always left bare and open as a wound, as a cunt.

Oh YES. Hnnnnnnggggggggh. I enjoyed this a LOT.

apiphile February 9 2011, 11:27:47 UTC

:D Sleazy truck/bike dyke. And I wish I could say this was my weirdest pairing but it *isn't*.