[fic] This is possibly the laziest fic ever written.

[apiphile]

Title: Mean Deviation
Fandom: MCR, TU (Peeniverse)
Word Count: 10,375
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dan/Bob/Jepha
Warnings: IT'S PEENIVERSE. WORK IT OUT YOURSELF.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen in real life, we'd have heard about Frank.
Notes: Jess: that's a peenapple upsidedown fic.
Puns aside: this is a sequel to We Are Bad News and Modern Alchemy,

Comments

[jumpthesnark]

FUCK. YES.

-reads again-

[jumpthesnark]

Oh Bob. OH BOB. You poor lucky SEXY BASTARD. And morphine!Frank! And JEPHA AND DAN. And and and -fans self- oh my, I think I'm getting a touch of the vapours. Brb.

[apiphile]

MILL. Frantic masturbation is not a touch of the vapours, that's a touch of the hand.

[jumpthesnark]

No, it's not that--I'm tightlacing just at present and reading that when you're already short of breath... well it's a good thing I keep a fainting couch handy, is all I'm saying.

Though now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea! 8D

[swear_jar]

FIRSTLY, bits I hadn't read:

Jepha licking with the patience and enthusiasm of a dog at spilled beer,

... yay.

He catches the vague memory of Dan coming on Jepha's face and nearly falls over air in the corridor.

DAN SHOULD ALWAYS COME ON JEPHA'S FACE. ALWAYS ALWAYS. EVEN THOUGHT BOB'S VAGUE DISINTEREST, THAT WAS EXTREMELY HOT.

I loooooove this fic I looooove this universe I loooooooove its Bob.

[apiphile]

DOG METAPHORS ARE MY WRITING. HELLO. WOOF.

I am now off to read the bit you wrote where DAN COMES ON JEPHA'S FACE. I pretty much love Peeniverse Bob so much that he is CANONBOB.

[swear_jar]

You have so given me a bad case of the dog metaphors/the "good boy" kink, I HOPE YOU KNOW.

... I am going to go read that now too. WHEE.

[apiphile]

GOOD BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS IT. WEI g/eouhv/ahvas.

[apiphile]

OMG GILES LICKING GILES AND A MOUSTACHE.

I love Switchyswitch Bob. I didn't even know he WAS one until I started this.

[phelixstar]

Bob! *heartclutch* oh baby don't feel guilty! But oooh. Frankie *flutters hands over the stupid hot little idiot*

I LOVE YOU! MOAR and you will have my undying devotion for life...promise.

Also? so fucking hot. Nngh

[apiphile]

*hearthands* Give it time and I will figure out what happens next.

[jackiesjunkie]

Oh Bob. <3<3<3
The PJ pants, the disinterested dogs, the messy bedroom... all too adorable.
Body issues, being a crappy dom! GUILT OMG. How do you manage to get so much emotion into one story? *pats Frank on the head* You precious little idiot.

[apiphile]

By it all being there naturally! Real people always have more than one thing going on for themselves, right? Poor Frankie.