Comments | apiphile: STILL MOAR PORN

apiphile

STILL MOAR PORN

Jun 17, 2009 04:43

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Comments 69

jackiesjunkie June 17 2009, 05:55:09 UTC

You have ruined my underwear again.

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:24:35 UTC

I feel like I should be buying you a stockpile or something.

jackiesjunkie June 18 2009, 04:26:53 UTC

I have a stockpile already thankfully. And unlike some band members I could name, I'm fully able to do laundry when needed.

apiphile June 18 2009, 05:15:36 UTC

I believe Quinn's of the opinion that just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD which is ... wrong for this situation.

(Am stuck on my usedfic assignment, grrrrr fucking grrrr)

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stratospherique June 17 2009, 06:13:17 UTC

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Umm.. lkj239a lkds23kjw.

Wait... sdifoiu234 ,kkllksdlkfjsdalfsdjak.

CANNOT COHERENTLY COMMENT. CHOKING ON HOTNESS AND HILARITY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

stratospherique June 17 2009, 06:23:37 UTC

Ok. So now I can comment coherently, I think. Maybe. I think I would like to offer you creepers my soul, or at least my undying affection. There are about a billion lines I would like to scream at you in awe.

I will settle for this:

I'm gonna make you come so fucking hard you end up inside out, oh my goddddd…"

Followed by the EPIC COCKBLOCK. I love you people. I love you to a filthy disgusting worshipful degree.

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:26:15 UTC

I AM DISPROPORTIONATELY PLEASED WITH THAT COCKBLOCK. <3

I don't want your soul, I know where it's been and how tiny it is. I will settle for a bottle of gin and unlimited access to Bob's pants. Jess will take pizza and Dan, we'll share Josh.

stratospherique June 18 2009, 03:37:22 UTC

I will see what I can do about the gin and pizza, but Bob, Dan, and Josh will be a little bit harder.

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jumpthesnark June 17 2009, 08:14:32 UTC

Mill would have commented, but she melted from teh hotness. She is now a puddle of happy, pornographic goo. Should she reform she will express her appreciation.

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:26:40 UTC

*scoops up goo and moulds it into a dildo*

WHAT? WHAT?

jumpthesnark June 18 2009, 06:49:23 UTC

I can think of worse fates ;)

apiphile June 18 2009, 18:14:25 UTC

VAGINA.

shadow_hive June 17 2009, 14:04:16 UTC

That was so awesome and hot and all kinds of funny amusingness!< 3 I've totally memed each part

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:26:58 UTC

Awwwwww, too kind. :D

iamsupernova June 17 2009, 14:18:22 UTC

Savin' it all to my iPod so I can read it on the plane tomorrow!

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:27:39 UTC

Good luck explaining your sniggering to the rest of the plane. ;)