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STILL MOAR PORN

Jun 17, 2009 04:43

porn, writing, screaming means i love you, drummers make my heart beat, differently gay, inky little sexbeast, ours is a criminal and uncouth love, fic, shouty man in shouty band, fanfic

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stratospherique June 17 2009, 06:13:17 UTC

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Umm.. lkj239a lkds23kjw.

Wait... sdifoiu234 ,kkllksdlkfjsdalfsdjak.

CANNOT COHERENTLY COMMENT. CHOKING ON HOTNESS AND HILARITY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

stratospherique June 17 2009, 06:23:37 UTC

Ok. So now I can comment coherently, I think. Maybe. I think I would like to offer you creepers my soul, or at least my undying affection. There are about a billion lines I would like to scream at you in awe.

I will settle for this:

I'm gonna make you come so fucking hard you end up inside out, oh my goddddd…"

Followed by the EPIC COCKBLOCK. I love you people. I love you to a filthy disgusting worshipful degree.

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:26:15 UTC

I AM DISPROPORTIONATELY PLEASED WITH THAT COCKBLOCK. <3

I don't want your soul, I know where it's been and how tiny it is. I will settle for a bottle of gin and unlimited access to Bob's pants. Jess will take pizza and Dan, we'll share Josh.

stratospherique June 18 2009, 03:37:22 UTC

I will see what I can do about the gin and pizza, but Bob, Dan, and Josh will be a little bit harder.

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:38:50 UTC

Chloroform and a butterfly net, bebé.

stratospherique June 18 2009, 03:43:39 UTC

As usual, you make an excellent point. Too bad I'd probably ruin it laughing too hard at the wrong moment, thinking about THIS.

apiphile June 18 2009, 03:45:33 UTC

DAMN. HOIST BY MY OWN PETARD.

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