FICLET: "Sailing for Beginners" (Jack/Ianto, R)

[aphroditesky]

Title: Sailing for Beginners
Author: aphroditesky
Characters/Pairing : Jack/Ianto
Rating: R for smutty innuendo
Summary: How to convince your partner to “have his way with you” using bad (and naughty) nautical puns and clichés
Notes: Gratuitous use of clichés and bad puns as not-so-subtle innuendo. PWP
Disclaimer: Not mine, and really I don’t think

Comments

[lv2bliberal]

Hehehehehe...Well done!....Brought to me filthy mind the 'ol traditional sea shanty..."Blow the Man Down"...verse seven...

"Lay aft," is the cry, "to the break of the Poop!
to my way hay, blow the man down,
Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot!"
Give me some time to blow the man down

[aphroditesky]

I like that.... I remember that song fondly from my childhood. I looked at the lyrics with a little more innocence then... now I read that and my mind went to not-so-squeaky-clean places :-)

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[lv2bliberal]

Ha! There's another I thought quite relevant as well (the Google is a beautiful thing)...

Tis larboard and starboard on the deck you will sprawl
to my way hay, blow the man down,
For "Kicking Jack" Harkness commands the Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down...

(OK, it's actually "Kicking Jack" Williams but hey...)

Reread your lovely story and enjoyed it just as much the third?...no, fourth time around. :-)))

[aphroditesky]

Ok...my mind went off on that not-so-clean tangent again.. :-)

This is becoming a habit (not a new habit, though....)

Thanks again for making me smile :-D

[k8matty]

oh good lordo, this was hilarious!
brava

[aphroditesky]

Why, thank you!

[candybree]

Very funny.
Great job!!!

[cardboardspine]

I made the mistake of reading this in the library. I think they can hear my gigglesnorts as far as the DIY section... ;) Good job.

[aphroditesky]

Oh, but didn't you feel just a bit *naughty* laughing out loud in the library? A little bit rebellious? ;-)

Thanks for risking the wrath of the librarians for me!

[stargazer60]

Oh, this was a fun little romp!!

[aphroditesky]

Thank you!