FICLET: "Sailing for Beginners" (Jack/Ianto, R)

[aphroditesky]

Title: Sailing for Beginners
Author: aphroditesky
Characters/Pairing : Jack/Ianto
Rating: R for smutty innuendo
Summary: How to convince your partner to “have his way with you” using bad (and naughty) nautical puns and clichés
Notes: Gratuitous use of clichés and bad puns as not-so-subtle innuendo. PWP
Disclaimer: Not mine, and really I don’t think

Comments

[kelspots]

What? A whole fic with nautical puns and not one mention of seamen? *lol*

[aphroditesky]

*smirk* That comes (*cough*) after docking :-)

Thanks

[thrace_adams]

*chuckles* this was just fun :)

[aphroditesky]

Thanks a lot!

[michele659]

LOL! This was funny-Jack wondering if today was bad cliche' day,but managing tocome up with a million of them (anything for sex-and I realized I said "come up" with them,but that was unintentional,really! My mind automatically puns things,I think).
I loved Jack saying "you realize the only word I heard in that sentence was mount?" and his follow up that "it is my duty as Captain to mount an attack. I shall present my aft for your approval.”
I now have images of Jack presenting his aft to Ianto.
Very nice images!

[aphroditesky]

Thank you!

[pecos]

Ouch!

[schnuffie]

*looolz*