FICLET: "Sailing for Beginners" (Jack/Ianto, R)

[aphroditesky]

Title: Sailing for Beginners
Author: aphroditesky
Characters/Pairing : Jack/Ianto
Rating: R for smutty innuendo
Summary: How to convince your partner to “have his way with you” using bad (and naughty) nautical puns and clichés
Notes: Gratuitous use of clichés and bad puns as not-so-subtle innuendo. PWP
Disclaimer: Not mine, and really I don’t think

Comments

[angelnimp]

***giggles****

[hab318princess]

loved that, brilliant

trying to think of a pun but the closest I come is that a captain stays with his ship until the bitter end (and goes down with it)

[thaddeusfavour]

You were looking for the phrase, "A good captain goes down on his ship" I think. ::snickers::

[hab318princess]

yeah, that's about it (or as Copley asked - where did you park your boat? that is still one of my absolute favourite lines!)

[aphroditesky]

Oh, there is sooooo much more 'nautical' material that can be used :-)

thanks for the reply.

[thaddeusfavour]

::gives comment monkey a banana::

Very cute. I love bad puns. I really love bad nautical puns. Wishing fair winds and following seas to Jack and Ianto, and here's hoping they can stay the course. ::grin::

[aphroditesky]

I'm sure they will... very dedicated to their work, they are :-)

Thanks for the comment!

[aphroditesky]

Thank you. I'm glad to have been able to bring a smile to your face.

[tayla36]

Oh, this is fun

[aphroditesky]

Thank You!