The Shag Marry Kill Meme

[aphdrmod]

This is a meme that's I'm sure everyone has done elsewhere in some form or another.  But just in case I'll give you a refresher.

The Shag Marry Kill Meme

step 1 - Post with you character!

step 2 - Respond to other characters declaring one of those three options; ie 'I'd tap that' 'I'd marry you' or 'I'd throw you off a cliff into shark infested water

Comments

[ingreatdeeds]

[si_espana]

...We can't just be friends? This is so difficult!

[ingreatdeeds]

...well, maybe if it's a small cliff?

[ He's trying to help. Trying being the keyword here. ]

[kontrkul_tura]

Shag.

[liliqueen]

But I don't want to kill anybody!

I would say I'm sorry but that would be a lie.

[catpetsyou]

Meow!

[But which one was it? YOOOOOOU DOOOOON'T KNOOOOOOW.]

Aww, even so, I love Russiacat.

[liliqueen]

[She's just going to giggle and pet him. She doesn't really seem to care.] How cute!

Too lazy to switch accounts orz.

[wahrheitundluge]

...Wait, I have to pick one?! But I don't wanna choose!

...........I guess marry. //You still get sex during marriage, right? So it's all good.//

[unioneitalia]

[eating pizza without really caring, she's already married after all.]

[oilandtinderbox]

Marry.

Well, that is, if you weren't already married, after all, and of course after an appropriate amount of time actually being together in that sort of relationship, and, well, you know, this must all seem rather sudden, I mean, we haven't even kissed before, that's kind of an important factor in this sort of thing...

[/Excuse him as he goes and hides. Forever.]

[unioneitalia]

... [The temptation to answer just 'take off your clothes' just to see his reaction is STRONG]

I will... consider it, sì? You know, I really appreciate your feelings for me but... you know, I doubt I'm ready for that kind of things. It'd really be like, you know, cheating on my sister

[/Take your time, Arthur]

[oilandtinderbox]

[He'd surely die from lack of oxygen intake. And/or blood loss.]

I-I understand. I won't force you to do things you aren't ready for.

[crazyknifeboy]

[originalmilf]

[THERE IS NO OPTION SHE LIKES.]

[NONE AT ALL.]

[crazyknifeboy]

MARRY MARRY MARRY

[originalmilf]

NYET

[allurcolonies]

[kontrkul_tura]

Shag.

[allurcolonies]

[Sighs.] Exactly what you would expect from a European man.

[kontrkul_tura]

Less talky more fucky.