The Shag Marry Kill Meme

[aphdrmod]

This is a meme that's I'm sure everyone has done elsewhere in some form or another.  But just in case I'll give you a refresher.

The Shag Marry Kill Meme

step 1 - Post with you character!

step 2 - Respond to other characters declaring one of those three options; ie 'I'd tap that' 'I'd marry you' or 'I'd throw you off a cliff into shark infested water

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[crazyknifeboy]

[originalmilf]

[THERE IS NO OPTION SHE LIKES.]

[NONE AT ALL.]

[crazyknifeboy]

MARRY MARRY MARRY

[originalmilf]

NYET

[crazyknifeboy]

[You make Belboy so sad. ;A;]

[originalmilf]

[Sorry she is running away now be back never.]

[crazyknifeboy]

8'C

[originalmilf]

[........ okay why do you have to make that face.]

[Why.]

[She is a mom, you know this works.]

[.... s-sob. Headpat.]

[meatysoviet]

[Well well well...

Guess which option he thought of first~?]

[crazyknifeboy]

[Obviously it was marry. Clearly.

The denial is strong in this one.]

[weiss_teufelin]

Sha-- [WAIT! WRONG BELARUS]

Cliff. Yep. [YOU HEARD NOTHING]

[crazyknifeboy]

[That gets you a raised eyebrow. He has no particular quarrel with you however, (in fact, you and your sister have been helping him out somewhat lately), so he just nods in a somewhat cordial manner.]

And the same to you.

[kontrkul_tura]

... Shag.

[crazyknifeboy]

[Oh, hey your icon kind of broke his brain mildly. Give him a second to reboot and stop staring.]

I ahh...bwuh....yes! I mean, no. I mean wait! I need to ask my husband....

[That sounded less skeevy before he said it.]

He lives in the same head as you, so uh. Yeah, can you ask him if it's okay?

[kontrkul_tura]

[Oh, you like this icon? Fucking queer ♥ He'll keep using it then~]

He says yes. He also says yes to threesomes and filming it for sale.

Okay, he did not agree on sale part, that is just between us ♥

[crazyknifeboy]

[He's not queer. He prefers the term "Russiasexual".]

Fantastic!

[He's like an eager little puppy. So excited. TO HIS ROOM!]