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[aphanon_meme]

Sorry this part is up so soon, but I'm still a bit under the weather, so I wanted to post it and go to bed early

Comments

[anonymous]

HOLY SHIT BIRD'S NEST IS COOKED WITH SWALLOWS' SALIVA EWW EWW EWW I'M NOT EATING BIRD'S NEST EVER AGAIN NAH UH D:

I read this in Reader's Digest. Chinese anons, is this true? D:

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[preussen_eagle]

Awesome to have you beside me!!

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

Aiya, why so noisy? What you want?

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[preussen_eagle]

Don't play stupid! You've been torturing little birds and stealing their nests, damn you! They need those to live in! A-and for chicks!!

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

You must be mistaken. We do not torture birds. I will have you know we make sure baby birds have hatched and left nest before we take them.

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[preussen_eagle]

That's not what Anon was saying! Those little guys have to keep making their nests because you take them away! Over and over until their little throats bleed!!

And they still need somewhere to live, dammit!

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

Anon say many things, are you really that gullible? I thought you could think for yourself... how disappointing!

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[preussen_eagle]

WH-- N-NO!!

... They... just...

...

Well, even if the blood thing isn't true, you're still eating their fucking homes!!

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

Let me ask you, have you ever cleaned something dusty?

Clean away the spider webs?

The web is spider's home too, but you destroy them too yes?

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[preussen_eagle]

FUC--

...

... IT'S NOT THE SAME THING!!

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

Oh?

Then what about killing animal to eat them? You have eaten meat before yes?

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[preussen_eagle]

Not anymore I don't!!

And what the hell is this!?

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

Hm, I was wondering why you look more pale and thin lately...

Eh, I can not see it... pity!
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[preussen_eagle]

Ahahaha!! Fuck you, I look awesome!

And it said the blood thing was true!! And that things have gotten so bad even the nests with eggs still in are being taken!! So... so leave the goddamn birds alone you loser!

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[4kyearoldvirgin]

Hah? I thought 'awesome' mean 'good', not 'fragile'..?

Hey hey, I am not the one personally taking nests okay? Go be PETA hero somewhere else. Talk to Mr Obama for killing flies or whatever, I don't care.

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[preussen_eagle]

'Fragile' my ass!! I'm in-fucking-vincible!

And just you fucking watch! I'm going to stop this injustice!!