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Jul 02, 2009 18:53

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anonymous July 5 2009, 09:38:19 UTC

HOLY SHIT BIRD'S NEST IS COOKED WITH SWALLOWS' SALIVA EWW EWW EWW I'M NOT EATING BIRD'S NEST EVER AGAIN NAH UH D:

I read this in Reader's Digest. Chinese anons, is this true? D:

Really now... 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 12:18:29 UTC

[Punches your stomach.]

1/2 preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 12:22:05 UTC

*nearly collapses*

2/2 preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 12:23:37 UTC

...

Y... You... bastard!!

Fucking... warn me... damn you!

Re: 2/2 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 12:33:10 UTC

Ho~ not bad!

But you will not be able to save ANYTHING with such poor form!

Re: 2/2 preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 12:43:51 UTC

F... fuck you...

I'll show you... There's no way I'll fucking lose!

Re: 2/2 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 13:01:16 UTC

I will like to see you try hahaha~

>:( anonymous July 5 2009, 10:57:05 UTC

Damn hell it's not. How many people out there eat Bird's Nest but doesn't know just what it was made from?! D:<

Haven't we already established that I. Don't. Like. It. Anymore? And it was out of ignorance that I thought I liked it.

Re: >:( 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 11:06:19 UTC

That is your mistake for not asking first!
Why would you eat something without knowing what it is? Silly girl.

It is your ignorance that you must blame. Hmph!

Oh you~ <3 anonymous July 5 2009, 11:19:35 UTC

What the hell. I don't speak Chinese. I am not to blame that your countrymen can't speak intelligible English. ):

...Getting arrogant there, huh, old man.

Re: Oh you~ <3 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 11:25:50 UTC

What you expect?! You are in CHINA, of course they speak CHINESE.

You are just jealous I will age nicer than you because I CAN HANDRE SWALLOW'S NEST.

Re: Oh you~ <3 anonymous July 5 2009, 11:30:57 UTC

Oh I know that but. It's not tourist friendly? D:

AUGH. PLEASE. Doesn't change the fact that your dick's probably withered with your age. Ew. And please don't tell me what else you eat. I'll vomit on you.

Re: Oh you~ <3 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 11:44:19 UTC

Oh no worry, I do not plan on showing you my Beijing.

Such a weak young girl! Maybe you should stick to congee.

Re: Oh you~ <3 anonymous July 5 2009, 11:55:35 UTC

Been there! I even saw a lot of your creepy police. You know, the ones who stand so rigidly straight and do nothing but stare. Nice place, tho. :3

Ugh... Not congee. It tastes so bland. D: I prefer bean curd. The best you Chinese ever made, next to Great Wall of China and Forbidden City. :D

orz do i still make sense?

Re: Oh you~ <3 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 12:11:16 UTC

Well, they are well trained! I am glad you enjoyed Beijing..*ahem*.

That depend on what congee you have! Taste better with century egg~
If you like bean curd, you should try 'stinky tofu'!

RECAPTCHA: stare bad PFFFFFFFFFT anonymous July 5 2009, 12:20:12 UTC

Are they potty-trained, huh? ...Well trained to creep people out, you mean? What are they, Sweden-wannabe? /thumbs down/

...Well... It is certainly beautiful. B-but I like America and Europe more!

Ah, century egg~ I don't want to know how they make it but it tastes good. ...What the heck is a stinky tofu? I don't think I want to eat it. D:

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