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Jul 02, 2009 18:53

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anonymous July 5 2009, 09:38:19 UTC

HOLY SHIT BIRD'S NEST IS COOKED WITH SWALLOWS' SALIVA EWW EWW EWW I'M NOT EATING BIRD'S NEST EVER AGAIN NAH UH D:

I read this in Reader's Digest. Chinese anons, is this true? D:

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:39:21 UTC

So... To China down this thread then!

T-that's impossible! Where the heck are you?! Are you sure you're still on Earth?

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:41:57 UTC

He's actually right - a miracle? Or just Ludwig's love of red tape...

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,541543,00.html
A Chinese businessman who plans to build Germany's first Chinatown in the eastern state of Brandenburg is learning about German bureaucracy the hard way. Used to instant approval in China, his project has been mired in planning for three years.

Re: (urban myth time, yah) preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:49:35 UTC

Because there's no fucking way I'm going allow this kind of bullshit if they're going to torture little birds!!

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:51:48 UTC

PFFFFFFT I could never begin imagine a day when the Chinese could not adapt to a particular place. But I wasn't aware it already happened. :3

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:59:04 UTC

That's German bureocracy for you... And Prussia's dedicated love for little birdies

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:55:19 UTC

The Japanese just were faster, I know there's a big "Japantown" in Düsseldorf.

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:08:10 UTC

I think this calls for some heroic saving time! Don't you think so, Prussia?

Re: (urban myth time, yah) preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:21:09 UTC

Right! Goddammit, how could anyone allow this!?

4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 10:00:09 UTC

See? You LIKE it. And your husband will like it too, for it gave you nice beautiful skin!

You can thank me at your wedding hoho!

CURSE YOU CHINA anonymous July 5 2009, 10:05:09 UTC

NOT ANYMORE! You can't use that anymore against me. D:

And if my to-be husband asks me how I got my nice beautiful skin? He'll divorce meeeeeeeeeeeee.

How about I forsake my itty bitty only about 37.5% Chinese heritage, huh? D:<

So rude! 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 10:29:03 UTC

Your future husband probably eats it too. Is a popular delicacy you know.

You are forsaking your ancestors? Awful child. Your parents will be disappointed.

:P anonymous July 5 2009, 10:36:23 UTC

Really now. Popular delicacy you say. Only those with Chinese heritage and the actual Chinese here in my country eats them Quite a lot, but still.

Well now I'll make sure he doesn't.

HAH! They don't care. :3

:I 4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 10:42:09 UTC

Oh well, is not my problem~

Does not change fact you already eat swallow's nest. And liked it.

Re: :I preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:44:42 UTC

OI! CHINA YOU BASTARD!!

I'm here to kick your goddamn ass unless you stop this bullshit!

Hell, I might just kick your ass anyway in revenge!!

Re: :I anonymous July 5 2009, 10:46:17 UTC

Bird-loving anon is with you!

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