The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Sixteen - Chapter Two
Author's Note: Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy guys! :) I know I left you hanging there last chapter, so I decided to put out a chapter sooner rather than later. Enjoy!
Starring...
Chase Smith as the great-great grandfather of Generation Sixteen, and the new father of a son who is not much older...
Martinique and Eli Smith as the grandparents (wow..)
Bella and Adam as the parents of this generation!
Adam is also my simson.
Adam and Bella's triplets, Stefan, Baxter and Kingston. I can tell them apart because of the skin tones. Stefan is the darkest, Baxter lightest, and Kingston in between the two.
Last time on The Smith Family Legacy...
We lost two very important family members last chapter.. Sophia Smith passed away a few days following her beloved husband's death.
Missed Something Important?
Generation Sixteen
Chapter One
Last chapter I neglected to include Adam's stats, so here you are.
Chase: "I dub this one my favourite."
Of course.. Chase always plays favourites with boys...
Chase: "Uh, excuse me, but I believe Bella was totally my favourite last time."
Stefan: "WAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
He's only crying because the displeasure of those around him is a turn on.
Adam: "That's BS. My son wouldn't cry just to spite!"
Mary-Anne: "Clueless as a camel."
How is a camel clueless?
Mary-Anne: "I'm only two, don't ask me."
Baxter: *WAILS IN AGONY*
Eli: "And so the horrible nature of parenting begins."
Kingston: *Cries 'cause all the others are doing it*
Martinique: "How all this wailing turns you on is a mystery.. Knock it off and take care of your young!!"
Adam: "Oh this is all just too much! I had three beautiful boys in one day! How could I ask for more?!"
Bella: "You better damn well NOT ask for more. Listen here, and listen well, because I will only say this once: I AM NOT HAVING ANY MORE! That shit hurts. If you want more, you can push them out."
Bella: "Wait a second..."
Bella: "I HAVE THREE BOYS! MYLIFEISOVERKILLMENOW!!!!!!!!"
Bella: "It's okay.. I'll be okay.. That's what babysitters are for, right? Take a deep breath and steady yourself Bella..."
Adam: "Are you sure you're alright?"
Bella: "Shut up Adam. I'm trying not to go off the deep end again."
Adam: "...."
Bella: "The truth of the matter is, we have three kids.. we are in this together, right? You better be in this with me.. Since we have been making out for years, and making fun of each other for decades, do you want to.. you know.. go steady.. be exclusive.. The whole shebang."
Adam: "As long as I get to bang the she ;)..."
Bella: "Ahaha, you're hilarious, I'm shitting myself with laughter..... Now seriously, we are not doing it unless you are protected mister.. Remember what happened last time... Hence the crying infants in the other room..."
Adam: "Yeah.. I will go exclusive with you. I've considered us exclusive since the first kiss anyway.."
Bella: "Let's do this thing!"
Adam: "Those are the four most romantic words I have ever heard <3..."
Adam: "I'm the luckiest guy in the world!"
I hope you remember those words when you are gagging over a diaper change later on...
Fortunately at this moment, all of the boys were content in their bassinets.
Baxter really sticks out with his pasty skin.. I've just noticed something.. I seem to favour all the ones Chase does... Huh...
They are all adorable babies though...
Bella: "Is anyone going to change this kid's diaper.. She doesn't belong to me, so someone better come and get her..."
Mary-Anne: "My brother has abandoned me..."
Bella: "No he hasn't.. I just asked him to stay the night. He better get up with me to take care of your nephews."
Mary-Anne: "My brother does not do well in the middle of the night.. FYI.."
PINK ATTACK >_<
The quiet did not last for long... The triplets were on the same feeding, changing and sleeping schedule, so they always needed what they needed at the same moment.
There was always a mad scramble between the adults to reach them in time..
Eli: "Which one do we have here..."
Eli: "Hmm.. Yep! This one is definitely Kingston!"
Uh.. No.. That's Baxter...
Eli: "Oh.... Right...."
Come on Eli! He's the easiest to pick out!
Eli: "Psh! They all smell the same to me!"
Eli: "If this one isn't Kingston, then that one is Stefan!"
Wrong again. That's Kingston..
Martinique: *Stares blankly ahead*
Eli: "Eskimo kiss!"
Chase: "All of this baby talk reminds me of my son.. I think I'll just give Rosalie a call and see if she wants to come visit with him..."
Chase: "What do you mean by screw me? Do you want to screw me, or is that meant as an offensive insult?... Oh... :(..."
Chase: "SHE HATES ME! I HATE ME! YOU HATE ME! EVERYONE HATES ME! WAHHH!"
Eli: "Aww grandpa... *pats awkwardly*... I don't hate you.. No one hates you.."
Chase: "But she said.. *sobs*.. that she was going to come over.. and then *sobs more*.. she said that something more important came up.. What could be more important than me..?"
Eli: "Oh.. I don't know.. Maybe she has a job that she is embarrassed to tell you about..."
Chase: "You think she's a stripper?"
Eli: "God I hope so..."
So much for Rosalie having a career...
On a weirder note.. Antonio is dating his father's robot, Jerod.. Yuck..... That robot was like his third father...
Jerod the paedophile robot...
Jerod: "It was love at first sight. *Romantically glares at toddler*..."
Eli: "That's wrong on so many levels. Never show us pictures like that again!"
Hey, I'm just delivering the disgusting news, not making it.
Eli: "What the hell does this thing want! There's too many! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Why must you blame everything on me!
Eli: "Because everything IS your fault!"
Bella: "Mom.. Standing a little close, don't you think?"
Martinique: "Nonsense. I'm just watching over you."
Bella: "Thanks but this is an invasion of personal boundaries.. Why do you always do that?"
Martinique: "Pish posh. I'm your mother, and mothers are supposed to help when you have a baby!"
Just to show Bella how serious she was about helping, she invaded her personal space even more...
Bella: "I feel like I'm a piece of fruit amidst a bowl of Jello."
Martinique: "Would you just let me help you?! PLEASE!!!"
Bella: "Mom, I have this.. I just need to change his diaper.. that's it.."
Bella: "See! I can do it all by myself!"
I wish it was like that in real life..
Bella: "This is real life!"
Bella: "Awww.. I love you Stefan, my little Evil mastermind <3..."
Bella: "♪♫Rockabye baby in the tree top. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And down will come baby, cradle and all.♪♫"
You're going to scare the poor thing!
Bella: "Shows what you know..."
I guess the morbid lullaby about babies falling from a tree wasn't enough to scare these triplets..
Before Adam woke for the first feeding, he was dreaming of the possibility of one day marrying his long-term sweetheart...
Bella had already made it clear that it was a little difficult to plan a wedding around three crying infants, so they decided to wait it out for a little while.. At least until the boys were old enough to attend the ceremony.
Chase was ready and waiting to care for Baxter when the babies woke up, and Adam clearly didn't appreciate the intrusion.
Adam: "F@#$ YOU OLD MAN! Get your own kid!"
Chase: "This is my great-great-grandson thank you! And I have seven kids! This one is just closer."
Adam: "I don't appreciate his disregard for my parental authority."
You have very little authority Adam.. But while you are standing there, why don't you tend to another one of your sons.
Adam: "And show Mr. Old-Daddy-Pants over there that he is better than me, NO WAY!"
He gets his stubbornness from me...
Bella: "ADAM HELP! This one won't shut up! It's so loud and it hurts my ears! My pretty ears! They will never hear again! WHATDOIDO!?!"
Adam: "I don't know.. Feed it? Change it? Play with it?"
That IT is Kingston..
Bella: "I don't care what IT's name is, just shut IT up."
Kingston: *Hyperventilates*
Adam: "Coochycoochycoooo!"
Bella: "Oh.. It was hungry.. Crying baby = bottle.. got it.. Look! I'm learning! I'm such a good mommy!"
Adam: "WOAH.. The smell burns my eyes! That smell.. It's.. It's.. *gags*...!"
Adam: "In all my life, I have never smelled something so awful.. And when I put my nose to his diap- Bella, what are you doing?"
Bella: "Playing. What are you doing?"
Adam: "Put the damn toy down!"
Bella did put the toy down, but only because she had to carry Stefan to the cake, not because Adam told her to.
Adam: "Who cares! My babies are growing up! YEEHAWWW!"
Martinique: "GO BABY GOOO!"
Chase: "HAHA! BOOBFACE!"
Stefan: "Now I can begin my evil doings..."
Stefan: "But before that can commence, YAY SPARKLES!"
Stefan: "Okay. I'm done. Get rid of this outfit would ya. My dad is too afraid to be a rock star."
Chase: "OH SOPHIIIIIIIIAAA!!! WHYYYYYYYY!"
Chase was having a rough time coping with the death of his favourite daughter..
Adam: "I hate to see people hurting =(..."
Chase: "Sophia, if you can hear this, daddy loves you baby. You will be in my heart, okay? FOREVER!"
Adam: "That's so.. so.. so... SAD!"
Adam: "What would I do if I lost one of my boys... They are growing up so fast, they are bound to get into some kind of trouble! What if one knocks the other one's eye out playing death by baseball?! WHAT IF?"
Adam: "I couldn't take it! I would cry a puddle and drown myself."
Adam: *Sniffle*
Adam: "NO! Not another one! The rest have to stay babies until I'm ready to deal with the risks!"
Bella: "Pull yourself together man! You're freaking the kids out!"
Adam: "IDON'TWANNA!!"
Bella: "Ready or not then..."
Baxter: "BAM!"
Wow.. Adam look-alike or what?!
Eli: "TOOOOOOOOOT!"
Bella: "Last one up!"
Kingston: "The sparkles come from the soul! Mine are prettier than the others!"
Kingston: "This hair is so last year."
Stefan has his mother's hair, his father's eyes and a mixed skin-tone.
The likes are all mixed up.. I didn't have my notebook when I was editing the pictures.. I knew all the favourites, but I couldn't figure out what belonged to whom.
Baxter's favourite music is Soul, and food is Falafel..
He has Casey's hair, and Adam's eyes and skin-tone.
This is Adam as a toddler. Baxter is the splitting image! (Minus the nose)
Kingston's favourite food is Sushi, and his favourite music is Chinese.. Wow.. I really messed that up..
Kingston has his father's hair, his mother's eyes, and a mixed skin-tone.. This wasn't the first hair I had on Kingston.. The other one jut didn't fit him as well..
*****Triplet Spam!****
*****Toddler Spam Attack OVER!*****
Adam: "WHY DO THEY HAVE TO GROW UP!? This world is not safe for toddlers and children and definitely not teens!!"
Kingston: "Hello wall. It's dandy to meet you dear sir."
Adam: "AHHHELLNUTS! My son has inherited the crazy gene! I KNEW THAT CHASE WOULD MESS THEM UP!"
Adam: "I need to child proof this place ASAP."
Stefan: "MOMMYDADDYISMELLHELP!"
Bella: "UNDERWEAR MOM TO THE RESCUE! It's okay son! You will stink no longer!"
Martinique: "I love the sound of baby cries at night! WOOO! Makes me feel young again!"
Weirdo.
Martinique: "Oy... I feel so old and ruined..."
Even the spouses are doomed with that damn hair.
Oh no.. That nose.. It's bad.. Really, really bad...
Martinique: "Don't you think it adds character?"
Unless by character, you mean cartoon character, than no..
Martinique: "Stand back! I feel the sparkles surrounding me!"
.........
Martinique: "What is this?!?!! Am I..... Am I...?"
Alive? YES! You are alive!
Martinique: "I have a voice?! I have a voice! I can talk instead of making creepy ghost sounds!"
Martinique: "My face.. Is my face okay?"
Your face is fine. You pull off the nose so much better alive..
Martinique: "YIPPPPPPEEEEEE! I'm a real girl!"
Eli: "What's with all the screaming, huh?"
Your wife just became a real girl.
Eli: "You're hilarious.. Seriously, what's going on in the kitchen?"
I am being serious. Your wife ate Ambrosia and is a living, breathing, talking person.
Eli: "Whhhhhhhhhattttt?"
She's ALIVE!
Eli: "No way!"
Yes way!
Eli: "Oh my God Martinique! You are actually alive!?"
Martinique: "I'm living.. I can't believe it.. I never thought I could hold you like this.."
Eli: "You don't feel like Jello anymore! You're warm and soft and smell of heaven!"
Martinique: "I love you Eli Smith..."
Eli: "I love you so much I could drop dead of over-happy feelings.."
♥♥♥
I've run out of time, so this is it for this chapter! Please keep your eyes out this week though! I will have more coming at you ;) Plus that surprise you are all dying to know about. If you must guess, do it by a private message please. No need to ruin it for others.
Who's your favourite boy so far?
Our Evil criminal, Stefan?
Our little angel, Baxter?
Or our crazy little Kingston?
