The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Sixteen - Chapter One
Author's Note: Hey guys! Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy! We are on to generation sixteen already! Who won you ask? Isabella and Adam won! I'm going to officially be married into the Smith gene line! :-O Go Adam!
Yeah.. I didn't edit new pictures for the intro, so you'll have to make do ;)
Starring...
Chase Smith as the oldest new dad in the world... He's also the great-grandfather of Isabella, and the great-GREAT grandfather of whatever children she has =)
Sophia Smith as the grandmother with the kind heart...
Casey Smith as the not-so-tough grandfather...
Martinique Smith as the ghostly mother...
Eli Smith as the dramatic father...
Isabella Smith as the crazy new heiress!
Cecilia Smith as middle child who came in last... LAST?! That's not right!
Harley Smith as the runner up for heiress..
And the last one appearing in this chapter is Adam Smith, my simson and the future spouse of Isabella Smith, the heiress of this generation!
Last time on the Smith Family Legacy...
Chase had his seventh child, Matthew Smith, at the age of 135! Matthew is one of the cutest toddlers of all time, even if I am biased...
If you missed a chapter somewhere along the way.. feel free to catch up...
Generation Fifteen
Chapter One - Chapter Two
Chapter 3.1 - Chapter 3.2
Chapter Four - Chapter Five
Chapter Six - Chapter Seven
Chapter 8.1 - Chapter 8.2
HEIRESS VOTE
Harley: "What do you mean they didn't pick me?! How could they NOT pick me?! I'm the obvious choice right?! I have the looks, the smarts, the sensibility! WHAT ELSE COULD THEY WANT?!!"
Harley: "I'm gonna show them why they should have picked me! I'm going to be smoking hot and everyone is going to cry and say: 'BOOHOO! I should have picked Harley! She was the best daughter!'.. And I will laugh, and say I knew it all along, but you guys weren't smart enough to pick me!"
Yeah.. Uhmm.. Gottagobye.
Chase: "You don't know how happy I am to hear that my Bella won! This is awesome! We are going to be the best of friends for life. Well.. Until she dies.. You know, I'm beginning to realize that being immortal is very depressing.."
Poor Chase.. He has to watch his entire family deteriorate while he stays fit and living...
I thought ghosts were supposed to be immortal? Martinique is ageing along with Eli.. They are pretty close to hitting the oldie stage.. They have something like seven days... =S
Sophia: "LIKE OH MY GAWD! It's Cecilia Smith! The future Astronaut extraordinaire! She's only the coolest person like EVER!"
Casey: "I will not stand for this insanity! She should have at least come close to winning! You guys are suck-ish! She has the entire package!"
Cecilia: "Whatever. Bella deserved it. I want to explore my career anyways. Can't do that with a baby on my hip."
On to the birthday parties! Yes.. PARTIES. As in plural, for party.
All three girls are going to celebrate young-womanhood on the same day because I feel like it!
Sophia: "YAY! BEING A WOMAN IS AWESOME! Just you girls wait!"
Martinique: "GOOO BELLA GOOOOO!"
Sophia: "Womanhood means babies, and babies make me happy!! BUN IN THE OVEN FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE MEN!!"
Eli: "Girls suck."
Casey: "Agreed."
Bella: "WOAH! I can feel my womanhood ready to explode! BACK UP! It's going to be spicy!"
Bella: "I thought being a woman included having actual breasts?"
For some women it does mean that.. But for you.... I'm thinking it's a no go...
Bella: "Well, whatever breasts I do have are fabulous."
Bella: "Holla at your home girl! At least my ass makes up for everything."
By the time the first birthday was over, everyone was bored and ready for bed...
Well, everyone EXCEPT Chase of course..
Chase: "MWHAAAA! Who can sleep when people are making funnies by the cake!"
Cecilia: "How about I wish for him to shut the hell up..?"
Cecilia: "WOAH!"
Cecilia: "Guys.. I hate to worry you, but I think there is something terribly wrong with my sparkles =S... "
Chase: "I quite like birthday parties.. Family + cake + sparkles = awful hair and hysterical laughter."
Chase: "SEE! I told you there would be funny hair!"
Chase: "And now for the hysterical laughter: HAHHAHAHAHAHOMGLMAOAHAHHAHAH!"
Bella: "AHAHA! There's a ghost eating cake! What does she need cake for! She's dead! AHHAHAHA!"
Gia: "Do you really have to put up with them every day?"
Harley: "That's how awesome my life is *sarcasm*..."
Isabella: "LOOKHERFACEISSTUCKINASMILEROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Harley: "I define this hair."
Bella rolled Charismatic as her final trait, and chose International Super Spy as her Lifetime wish.
Cecilia gained a bit of weight with age, but her nose is a bit better (in CAS). She rolled Family Oriented as her final trait. She has dreamed of becoming an Astronaut for as long as she can remember.
Harley had Perfectionist locked in as her final trait and decided to become a Monster Maker, which means to create three monsters... Yeah.. Like that's going to happen..
Is it just me, or does Harley have a baby-face? I still hate that the red hair was wasted on a ghost..
Moving on...
Bella was not one who would wait for the boy to come to her. She was determined to get this guy off the market before he was unavailable, and she was not willing to take no for an answer..
Bella: "OH ADAM! You ARE here! GOOD! I was a little worried as to why you ignored my call, but I'm glad to see there is no cheating going on here."
Adam: "MY GOD! I'm not even her boyfriend! What if I didn't want her to know why I wasn't going to come over! SOMETHING REALLY CAME UP!"
Bella: "Like what? WHAT could possibly come between us Adam?! I'm not playin', so you better tell me what's going on here. I have eyes like a hawk!"
What's going on is my simself had another baby...
Adam: "HELLSNO!"
With a guy worthy of passing on genes...
'Cause we can't have THIS happen again....
Lucy: *UGLYGLAREOFDOOM*
Adam: "Yeah, so I didn't want you to think I was a mama's boy, but she kind of conned me into babysitting until she gets back from work...."
Mary-Anne: "Hi dere e'ry body!"
<3 She's such a cutie!
Bella: *SMOOCHIES!*
Adam: *KISSIES*
Mary-Anne: "EWW! GROSS! I's gonna tell mama!"
Bella: "Don't kids say the darnedest things?"
Adam: "Sure... She better not tell though.. I could take her down."
Isabella: "I think we're safe in here.. if you get my drift.."
Adam: "I'm not sure I follow..."
Bella: "Come here you stupid boy."
Adam: "Oh la la!"
Bella: "Kiss me..."
Adam: "Gladly..."
Unfortunately this extremely rare romantic moment was ruined by Casey dying....
Wait.. Casey is dying?!
Sophia: "HAHA! Yeah.. that's funny."
Casey: "HORSESHIT!"
Sophia: "But what is that supposed to imply exactly..? Casey's dying?... Give me a moment while I think this one over."
Sophia: "GASP! CASEY'S DYING?!?!"
That's what I just said!
Sophia: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!"
I wish I was..
Eli: "WHAT DID YOU DO!!!"
I wasn't even here! I swear! It was.. it was... >_> SOPHIA! Yeah.. It's all her fault!
Eli: "Sure, blame it on the wife.. Smooth.. Real smooth..."
Grim: "I'm here to take your soul and what not... WAIT.. Is this Clarissa Smith's family? The bitch that told everyone I have no manhood..?"
Sophia: "MOURNING HERE! CASEYNOOOOOO!!!!"
Sophia: *SOBS*
Grim: "You done yet?"
Sophia: *SOBSHARDER*
Casey: "Oh mighty Grim Reaper.. Please don't take my soul.. I'll do anything! I'll even spread the word that you sodomized me, and that you do indeed have the male anatomy.. PLEASE!"
Grim: "And have Melissa Gibson think I'm gay?! NO WAY MAN!"
Grim: "Now shut the hell up and get in your urn!"
Casey: "PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!"
Casey, you have a black belt! Whoop his ass!
Casey: "But I only have a black BELT, and he has a whole damn black robe! It's impossible!!"
Sophia: "You're a real piece of work, you know that?"
Grim: "For some reason, they keep saying that.. But what does that mean exactly?"
Sophia: "It means your a big jack ass, that's what it means!"
Grim: "I just had to ask..."
Commence the synchronized mourning...
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The next slides are in memory of Casey Smith.. There are quite a few, so bear with me...
Oh how we will miss your continuous clumsy appliance-breaking habits, and your love of life.. =*(
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Chase: "It's okay darling.. Daddy will make your hurt go away..."
Sophia: "Nothing can mend this broken heart =*(..."
Chase: "Just wait.. and stand very still.."
Sophia: "Dad stop! You are going to hurt someone with that thing!"
Sophia: "LOL. I feel FANTASTIC!"
Chase: "See! I told you so!"
Chase: "Next please... I think we'll have to crank the happy meter up on this one.. It's going to take a lot to keep her out of the red..."
Cecilia: "THANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!! From the bottom of my heart! THANK YOU!"
Chase: "I'm glad you're feeling better Cece."
Chase: "NEXT!"
Bella: "What's that siren like sound...?"
Your grandfather playing with his gadget.
Bella: "EWW! That sounds so wrong!"
Bella: "Wait.. Why do I feel faint and exhausted?!"
The moodlet manager doesn't always work flawlessly...
Bella: "But.. I'm the winner!"
This time you're not..
Bella: "Sigh... I guess I'll just have to have a coffee-perk-me-up."
Bella: "MUCH BETTER! Hi there little flower! How are you? I'm fine thanks! Lookin' good today!"
One cup of Joe is one too many for Isabella...
Bella: "Since Adam and I were so rudely interrupted at his house before things made it much further, I'm going to invite him over for a little fun.."
Adam: "Fun scares me."
Me too.. Nothing good can come from fun...
Adam: "I don't appreciate your mocking tone."
I don't appreciate your lip young man.
Bella: "Hey Adam! I've been thinking about you..."
Adam: "Bella.. *cough*.. Hi... Uhm.. You just get out of bed?"
Bella: "... No... Why do you ask?"
Adam: "No reason."
Jimmy: *STARES*
Bella: "Shoo little boy.. I'm trying to reel in my fish."
Jimmy: *STARE SOME MORE*
Bella: "What the hell is he glaring at?!"
Adam: *STARES*
Bella: "Adam?"
Adam: "Yes, hello, what?"
Bella: "What is wrong with you guys?!"
Jimmy: "OMGLMAONAKEDLADYONPORCH!"
Jimmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Jimmy: "Ew.. Why am I laughing? This whole situation is just gross and awkward..."
Jimmy: "Some things I'm just not ready to see..."
Adam: "Ignore the paper boy Bella.. He was just admiring your awesome body."
Bella: "... I'm in my panties and bra, aren't I?"
Adam: "Yes."
Bella: "I'm so embarrassed!"
Adam: "Trust me, you shouldn't be embarrassed.."
And so she wasn't......
Twice.....
Adam: "ARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHAAAA!!!!!"
What the hell are you screaming for?! You're going to wake everyone up!
Adam: "WHO PUTS A FLIPPING POLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!"
....I do...
Adam: "FIGURES! This is just not acceptable! AHHHHHH!"
Adam.. Take a deep breath.. It's okay.. You are on a beach.. the wind is blowing through your hair.. You feel relaxed and at ease...
Adam: "#$#* THAT SHIT!"
After the pole incident, Adam ran home like a scared little girl...
Bella didn't seem to notice he was gone...
Bella: "Ooooo.. Dad was right.. Spongebob is oddly fascinating."
Spongebob: "AWW GEE THANKS!"
**Note** Spongebob is copyright his makers.. This is the only cartoon I can stand to watch with my two year old nephew.. Damn that Diego and all his annoying adventures!!**
Chase: "Now that I have this skill down pat, I find it strangely relaxing.."
Now that you're not falling flat on your ass.
Chase: "BANANA-HAMMOCK THE SECOND! FINALLY! After all that hard work, I've caught my best buddy! Yay for me!"
Chase: "And now I have completed my fish collection. Thank you! Thank you! I know I'm amazing!"
Banana-Hammock the Second is enjoying life with his new friends, Escargot, Gator, Blue Cheese and Jaws (the piranha).
Bella: "BLARRGHHHTHEFISHSMELLISREPULSIVEBLARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Chase: "Sparkles? Has my time come?"
WHAT?!
Chase: "I'll take it like a man! I'm strong!"
Chase: "But first I must clean up this dish! I can't have Grim over with the kitchen looking a mess!"
Hehehe.. Just kidding! Chase finally caught the death fish, had Martinique prepare a plate of Ambrosia, and restarted the elder stage! He was 139 and went back down to 69... That's 70 years! I'll have to remember that when trying to recalculate his actual age...
Bella: "Aww.. I bear fruit!"
I've never quite heard it put in those terms...
Bella promptly rolled the want to have a boy after discovering she was with child! It's just what I wanted anyway!
Eli: "TEEHEE! GOTCHYA PIXEL FLY!"
Eli: "NOMNOM!"
Bella: "OMGI'MPREGNANTAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
The truth of the pregnancy is just hitting Bella now...
Bella: "ADAM WILL THINK I'M FAT AND STUFF!"
He will not!
You going to answer that?
Bella: "Hell no.. Adam is not seeing me like this..."
*Head-desk*
Chase: "HEY!! PAY ATTENTION TO THE SITUATION AT HAND!"
Chase: "What is with all the death this chapter anyways?"
Sophia: "But.. I wasn't quite finished with that painting..."
Chase: "LE GASP!"
Sophia: "Am I an angel?"
Chase: "WHY? Not my little girl! She's my baby! DON'T TAKE MY BABY!"
Martinique: "Who did this?"
Chase: "Don't look at me!"
Sophia: "It's only a matter of time now before I see my Casey..."
Grim: "WAIT JUST A MINUTE! Why am I in the Smith house again? You guys are a pain in my ass!"
Martinique: "I hate that guy!"
Sophia: "OHHHHH PLEASSSSE DONNN'TTT TAKEEE MEEEEEEEE!"
Sophia: "I BEG OF YOU OH SCARY AND FRIGHTENINGLY ATTRACTIVE GRIM REAPER! Have a heart! Don't take me from the family that obviously needs me! PLEASE!"
What is this, drama club?
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The next ten or so slides are in memory of Sophia Smith... =(
Sophia was one of the most beautiful Smiths to ever exist.. We will miss your easy likability and enthusiasm for pretty much everything...
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Bella: "WHAT? Grandma.. DIED?!"
Yes, she's gone...
Bella: "I wish she could have been around to see the birth of my son... I can't believe she died only hours before I'm due.."
Bella: "I will now alter your gender little unborn fetus!"
Adam: "Why am I here, and why didn't Bella invite me herself?"
Well... Bella has some news.. She didn't want you to see her this way, but you have to.. Any reason why you brought your kid sister along?
Adam: "She's my body guard..."
Mary-Anne: "I can kick some rear end!"
Bella: "WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE BABY!!? THIS IS BAD!"
It means the baby is coming.. You aren't dying or anything like that.
Bella: "What the hell is he doing here?!"
I thought he should be here when you had his baby.. No?
Bella: "ADAM LEWIS! This would NOT have happened if you just took me on a date like a real man!"
Adam: "Whats with her?"
Mary-Anne: "My brother may be older, but he is not smarter.."
Bella: "OWWWIEEITHURTSLIKEABITCHAHHH!"
Bella: "GRANDMA! You would have enjoyed my pain!"
Eli: "HOLD ON HERE! What's this? She's pregnant!?! HOW COULD YOU ADAM!"
Adam: "I'll just step over here for a minute.."
Mary-Anne: "Don't you mess with my brother. Or else."
Bella: "That's real cute Adam. Now why don't you man up and take me to the F#$%ing hospital!"
Bella: "Oooo.. Nevermind! Too late now! Here he comes!"
Bella: "SEE! It's a boy! I told you so!"
Everyone meet Stefan Smith! Stefan had both of his traits locked in.. He Loves the Outdoors and is Evil. His favourites include Blue, Egg Rolls and Classical Music!
Bella: "Isn't he gorgeous!"
He appears to have inherited Bethany's skin tone.. Or it could just be the lighting...
Bella: "You sit here little guy..."
Bella: "WAIT?! AGAIN??"
Bella: "DAMN YOU ALL!"
Bella: "Another boy!"
TWINS! This is Baxter Smith! He also had his first two traits locked in. He is Good and Absent Minded! His favourites are Grey, Falafel and Soul Music!
He has definitely taken his father's pale skin.
Bella: "You sit here beside your brother..."
Bella: "IS THIS A JOKE?! HEHEHEHOOHOOO!"
TRIPLETS! >:)
Last but not least, we have Kingston Smith! Kingston is Insane and Athletic (yes they were locked in as well). He likes the colour Spiceberry, enjoys Sushi and his favourite music is Chinese.
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Triplet Review
Oldest: Stefan Smith
Traits: Evil, Loves the Outdoors
Likes: Blue, Egg Rolls, Classical
Middle child: Baxter Smith
Traits: Good, Absent Minded
Likes: Grey, Falafel, Soul
Youngest: Kingston Smith
Traits: Insane and Athletic
Likes: Spiceberry, Sushi, Chinese
That's it for this chapter guys! I hope you enjoyed it :)
For those of you who are wondering about Harley and Cecilia, please be patient. I am working on their final chapter as well. It won't be out for a while though, and you will soon know why... The surprise is coming very shortly, so keep an eye out throughout this next week and next weekend ;)
Have a great Saturday! =D
