This is really just a short, "found gems" special, since I'm snowed under at the moment (figuratively speaking, although the rest of the week promises a modicum of flaky reality to follow).

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't." - J. Paxman.

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in ( Read more... )

Even my non-scientist (as opposed to "unscientific") chums will enjoy this one, as it pokes fun at a number of beautifully-feathered Oozlum birds ( Read more... )

You're not forwarding my sensaes@livejournal.com e-mail.

Apart, that is, for the spam.

*Wags finger.*

Tut.

Not really "yours" in any sense,
sensaes.

P.S. Overheard en route:

Schoolchild lighting friend's ciggy: "Did you know that cigarette lighters were invented before matches?"
Second schoolchild, inhaling deeply: "No way."

Don't all rush to ( Read more... )