Dear incompetent LiveJournal admin sh*theads...

[sensaes]

You're not forwarding my sensaes@livejournal.com e-mail.

Apart, that is, for the spam.

*Wags finger.*

Tut.

Not really "yours" in any sense,
sensaes.

P.S. Overheard en route:

Schoolchild lighting friend's ciggy: "Did you know that cigarette lighters were invented before matches?"
Second schoolchild, inhaling deeply: "No way."

Don't all rush to

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[anonymous]

Anon comments accepted?

Ker-ching!

[sensaes]

Occasionally, but I wouldn't try anything funky with a debit card if I were you...