anti_bereznoff

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anti_bereznoff Aug 01, 2008 18:57

OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALIEN a real type alien, the real-real-real kind with spazzy eyes and weird looks and frooooooowns and it's SHOOTING ITS LASERS -

THE ALIEN'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE DON'T GIVE IT ALL THE CITY'S CHOCOLATE CREAM RIGHT NOW!Please, let's - let's think of the younglings, who deserve to live! You never know with aliens, ( Read more... )

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anti_bereznoff Jul 28, 2008 13:17

...can Daddy have a pooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnny? Zebra-kun got Daddy in an animal mood. Why, just seeing Zebra-kun's face makes Daddy think of a zoo!

Pleeeeeeeeeease? I promise to pet it and love it and take it out for dinner and call it Squishy and dress it in all pink and sing nice songs to it, like My Pooooooony Is over the OceeeeeaaaaaaaanHuh ( Read more... )

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anti_bereznoff Jul 24, 2008 13:35

[crash, muffle, crash the second]

And it's - it's all right! Everyone, calm down. Daddy has an idea to preserve every beautiful lady's honour and integrity today! It just means - ouchie - it just means - Haruhiiiii, won't you kiss Daddy's bubu? - IT JUST MEANS BLINKING PRETTILY AND PETTING YOUR EYES AND THEN... POURING ACID!

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anti_bereznoff Jul 20, 2008 09:42

Ein, zwei, drei, sing with Vater:

Fighting Capitalism by moonlight ~
Winning love by daylight ~
Chewing brains in the real fight ~
They are the ones, the undead belles!

Hey! Who laughed? NEIN! NEIN NEIN NEIN! Why are you laughing, why - gaaaaaaaaah ( Read more... )

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anti_bereznoff Jul 17, 2008 17:55

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anti_bereznoff Jul 12, 2008 15:00

Insha’Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Men of this City, men of the faith-

COME TO BABAAAAAAAAAA!

The most beautiful flowers, the most obedient souls! Wives, sisters, my daughters will bring joy to your homes! I would not speak of dowry, but if I did I’d start with you, my good man, I would not give them for less than a dozen cameeeeels each ( Read more... )