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...and don't come back.
I'm telling you honestly: don't come back. I'm serious, I'll give Honey-senpai too much tea and biscuits if you do, and his teeth will be ruined, and, well. Being selfish again isn't the point here, not at all, so - so...
Don't come back.
Don't come back.
Don't come back.
Don't come back.
Don't come back.
Don't come back.
Don't - ...come back, Mori-senpai...
About two days ago - do you want to know what happened? Once upon a time, there was a big, bad, meanie-face lizard:
And then there was a beautiful, perfect, unrivalled, theeeee beeeeeest, Tama-chan Knight!
So the /o/ BIG BAD LIZARD \o\ was really upset and very-very >( , and Daddy met it head on like a brave champion, and - and - and -
And ♥ DADDY ♥ said, "Do you exfoliate?"
And the /o/ BIG BAD LIZARD \o\ said, "Why no, Perfect Handsome Hero, I do not. This is why I am so scaly and angry. Why, if only I had skin as pretty as yours!"
And ♥ DADDY ♥ laughed, "REALLY, Mister Big Bad Lizard? No, really?"
And the /o/ BIG BAD LIZARD \o\ had brimming tears in its quite puffy and red, but please don't tell it that eyes, "Yeah, really!"
And then they took hands and went off to discover the love, peace and beauty of moisturizers together! AND SO, THE DAY WAS SAVED, THANKS TO ♥ DADDY ♥. Haruhi, Haruhi, don't deny it, you were holding your breath for me all along!
Say, of the people who've been back - I mean, home - home home, not here home. So sorry, lady deities, you're perfect hostesses, but it's never good to extend a visit like this no, no good at all ~ ♥♥♥♥♥
So... what's it like? Going back home-home-home? Is it... different?
[ooc: ...he actually didn't get to do much on Godzilla day. ._. WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF JAPANESE FICTION, that's for sure.]