can anyone read this?

it was so warm out today, I actually saw liquid water,

some I'm sitting in front of my computer and suddly I stand up and proclam "ENOUGH! I have to poop." I walk to the bathroom thinking this was a normal poop. There was signs, gargles or build up to indacte this was something exlosive. Was I wrong ( Read more... )

some times i like to whip out my flaccid penis and yelling "you fool this isn't even my final form."

modern life would be vastly improved if we could just shit our pants when ever and where ever.

my gym shorts smell like my balls

mirror mirror on the wall who has the smellist balls of them all.

why does every dude in porn have to look like a massive dipshit?

i have a funky taste in my mouth but its a weed taste so it all kinda works out.

I love women they smell like strippers.