I fuck pizza in the window I eat, man.

I've discovered, is there really a new world for me gone ..... It's just different

i DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR 'PLAYDUDE' AND GOT LAOT OF SIMPSONS REALTED PORN. VERY DISTRUBING.

I kinda want to start a regilion based around my cock.

Last night I saw two really hot hipster chicks making out at a bar. I popped a little wood. deal with it.

nothing is better than checking out other people's hot firends on FB.

I never get bored of looking at boobs on tumblr.

I found a strand of your hair in my anal pubes

flossing can be a little too creepy sometimes.

I walk to the bathroon and wipe my abomen off with a towel...I walk beck to the living roon and hand you the towel...you say thanks as you wipe off your hand.