Comments | anonymiss731: STOP IT!

anonymiss731

STOP IT!

Mar 02, 2011 03:03

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN A SHACK IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK EGYPT! YOU STOP PUTTING FOOD IN HIS ASS! BUTTER IS NOT LUBE! I SWEAR TO CHRIST. I HATE IT WHEN YOU USE SPIT FOR LUBE I FUCKING HATE IT. BUT I CANNOT ABIDE THIS. I WILL NOT TOLERATE JAMS, BUTTER, OR OTHER NON-LUBE THINGS AS LUBE....HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND LUBE...I HAVE AT LEAST THREE THINGS ( Read more... )

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Comments 4

kold_az_steel March 2 2011, 09:29:36 UTC

uh....what?

anonymiss731 March 2 2011, 15:57:46 UTC

Yelling at fandom in general with a butter lube example.

mysterypoet66 March 2 2011, 13:20:13 UTC

I'm personally less bothered by the use of oil, butter, and spit, (because all have a long tradition of ACTUAL use as lubricants,) than I am by the lack of condoms in fics without establishing, A. STI-status, B. Monogamy, C. A note that acknowledges that this was done intentionally, blahblahblah.

That said, I frequently find myself thinking, is this a household that's not gonna keep even aloe vera gel, (for burns) or some kind of freaking first aid ointment/creme/gel? Then I think - most men I've known bother less with lube than things like sunscreen/lotion/even conditioner, for wanking. So, IDEK.

anonymiss731 March 2 2011, 15:56:43 UTC

Oil I don't have a problem with so long as it isn't cooking oil. We have evolved...the butterlube of yesteryear should remain in the past. We could use an orange peel concoction as a diaphragm like they say Cleopatra did (I'd kill to know if that's true) but instead we use modern technology. It eeks me out....don't care if it logically works. And there seriously is not enough spit in someones mouth to equate to the frictionlessness they write so that fails for me too ( ... )