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 I need a magical healing cock icon. The frequency in which I find them demands it. *headdesk* PENIS DOESN'T HEAL EMOTIONAL SCARRING PEOPLE! It helps but it doesn't fuck it away.

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 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN A SHACK IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK EGYPT! YOU STOP PUTTING FOOD IN HIS ASS! BUTTER IS NOT LUBE! I SWEAR TO CHRIST. I HATE IT WHEN YOU USE SPIT FOR LUBE I FUCKING HATE IT. BUT I CANNOT ABIDE THIS. I WILL NOT TOLERATE JAMS, BUTTER, OR OTHER NON-LUBE THINGS AS LUBE....HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND LUBE...I HAVE AT LEAST THREE THINGS ( Read more... )