[She is, in fact, wrong. In actual fact, Austria specifically requested her help. Of course she would have ordinarily asked Germany, or failing that, any one of her acquaintances, but the problem is, she's getting pretty much everyone's presents today, and she'd prefer not to spoil any surprises. So obviously Prussia is the only person left she can ask, because she doesn't care about her surprises, and apart from anything she's pretty sure Prussia doesn't either, being the impatient person she is. It's difficult to shop for her, actually, so Prussia gets the privilege of coming along and just choosing something. Within a reasonable price range.And while she wasn't necessarily expecting her- she didn't know if she would even agree and she didn't get a call or anything, god- she is, at least, not asleep or otherwise loafing around. She's dressed- in a a very pretty, wintery, seven layers of fluffiness to keep the cold out sort of outfit- and made up and she's currently running a brush through her curls. Or rather, dropping the brush,
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[She looks 25, since when was 25 too old for marriage? Not that she's interested in such nonsense but still, they've got centuries before she's a spinster.
Please be an empty coffee cup at least, that shit burns you know. And for a split second there's an R on her lips, but she catches herself because the day will truly be unbearable if they start making relationship jabs this early on. Instead she just chuckles a little.]
[Since Austria's aging faster than Prussia because her stuck up attitude makes all her stress relocate in her nasty crows feet and fat ass.
A food fight, really? And Austria calls herself the mature one. But yes for Roderich, who else can claim to own Vienna and has a name that starts with an R? Though why would she tease her, it's just for differentiation. She calls her Lieselotte to him all the time but never to her face, it's the same thing.]
No I swagger around Berlin like the cool as a little bird person I am!
Cakes are painless, after all. And she'll tease her just because she mentioned him, she's ~thinking about him~.]
Do you ever realise how nonsensical you sound? Now...for whom are you shopping today? What sort of things will you be getting? Because we ought to plan our route.
[Well then it's a good thing her boyfriend thinks she looks cute in glasses.
Shut up she is not, that was a leading question to make her think about him!!]
You're just stuck in the stone ages and don't understand modern slang. Huh? Oh shit I don't know...both Wests...or more like all six Wests, Gilbert, both Ungarns, both Teutons, Brandenburg, both Bayerns, and the rest of them, Specs, both Italiens, ah maybe Belgien too this year...shit I don't know if I see something I like I'll grab it.
[Normally she is all about the Christmas shopping planing. In fact her favorite part is going on Christmas Eve and making extensive battle plans to get through the holiday clusterfuck. But going so early has thrown off her groove so she hasn't even started considering what she's getting people.]
Tsk...then I suppose we'll simply have to wander. Today, I at least want to get Deutschland's...and the other Deutschland's, and I suppose both Ungarns, Bayern, Belgien, Spanien, Monako, Frankreich, Italien...her sister, also, I suppose, and...and Schweiz, and Liechtenstein, and...Niederlande, and who have I left out of our immediate neighbours? I suppose I can manage a token for the other Preußen, hmph. The rest can have small gift baskets made up for them. Baked goods are always appropriate.
[She goes through her list, but being that her handwriting and organisation are lacking, it's a confusing process.]
[She is going to drown her in the Danube if she doesn't shut up about that.
Prussia is just...pounding her head on the table a little holy shit that is so many people. But once she hears Austria start muttering she pops back up with an evil grin.]
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If he does, she gets a new toy boy and Prussia gets a coffee cup thrown at her head.]
Well...this is Wien. Who else owns it but me?
[Someone sounds insincere.]
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Please be an empty coffee cup at least, that shit burns you know. And for a split second there's an R on her lips, but she catches herself because the day will truly be unbearable if they start making relationship jabs this early on. Instead she just chuckles a little.]
That's not what I meant and you know it.
[She's as honest as a little bird!!]
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Maybe it'll be a piece of cake instead then. R for Roderich? She doesn't mind sharing with him, but she would tease her so much for calling him that.]
Hmph. As if you don't swagger about Berlin like the landlady.
[Mmhmm. Mmmhmmmm.]
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A food fight, really? And Austria calls herself the mature one. But yes for Roderich, who else can claim to own Vienna and has a name that starts with an R? Though why would she tease her, it's just for differentiation. She calls her Lieselotte to him all the time but never to her face, it's the same thing.]
No I swagger around Berlin like the cool as a little bird person I am!
[Shut upppppppp]
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Cakes are painless, after all. And she'll tease her just because she mentioned him, she's ~thinking about him~.]
Do you ever realise how nonsensical you sound? Now...for whom are you shopping today? What sort of things will you be getting? Because we ought to plan our route.
[Neverrrrr]
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Shut up she is not, that was a leading question to make her think about him!!]
You're just stuck in the stone ages and don't understand modern slang. Huh? Oh shit I don't know...both Wests...or more like all six Wests, Gilbert, both Ungarns, both Teutons, Brandenburg, both Bayerns, and the rest of them, Specs, both Italiens, ah maybe Belgien too this year...shit I don't know if I see something I like I'll grab it.
[Normally she is all about the Christmas shopping planing. In fact her favorite part is going on Christmas Eve and making extensive battle plans to get through the holiday clusterfuck. But going so early has thrown off her groove so she hasn't even started considering what she's getting people.]
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Tsk...then I suppose we'll simply have to wander. Today, I at least want to get Deutschland's...and the other Deutschland's, and I suppose both Ungarns, Bayern, Belgien, Spanien, Monako, Frankreich, Italien...her sister, also, I suppose, and...and Schweiz, and Liechtenstein, and...Niederlande, and who have I left out of our immediate neighbours? I suppose I can manage a token for the other Preußen, hmph. The rest can have small gift baskets made up for them. Baked goods are always appropriate.
[She goes through her list, but being that her handwriting and organisation are lacking, it's a confusing process.]
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Prussia is just...pounding her head on the table a little holy shit that is so many people. But once she hears Austria start muttering she pops back up with an evil grin.]
What was that about Gilbert?
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I didn't say anything about any Gilberts.
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Bullshit. You said the other Preußen so unless my teen self magically showed up with out my knowing, [and god she hopes not] you're talking about Gil.
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Hmph. Oh, fine, what of it?
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What are you gonna get him?
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I...have no idea.
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You should get him a laptop!!
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