For fraustria
[It's less than a week before Christmas and rather than spend her time getting drunk on eggnog and harassing her little sister into wearing cute Christmas themed things Prussia is driving to Vienna. Not of her own volition mind you, it took a lot of wrestling from Germany to get her to consent to this trip, both figuratively and literally. If she had to guess how this little journey came about Prussia would tell you it was probably something like this:
Austria in her strange egocentric need to be proper and follow every last detail of old-fashioned etiquette to the T was probably taking advantage of the last time she snuck into their house to bother Germany about shopping for Christmas presents. Because as everyone knows Austria can't go anywhere without getting horribly lost, and apparently Austria herself also occasionally knows this and takes it upon herself to ask Germany to accompany her along very vital journeys, such as Christmas shopping for the entire goddamn continent. But unlike in years past when Germany would begrudgingly take her along or entertain her selfish demands, she's much too busy to be bothered and decided to make her innocent as a little bird older sister do it instead.
Prussia is so convinced this is how she ended up in this position that not even Austria herself will be able to convince her otherwise if she is in fact wrong. So forgive her if she seems a little irritable as she pulls into Austria's long driveway as close to her front door as possible and, rather than doing the civilized and intelligent thing like getting out and ringing the door bell, literally lays on the horn as long as she can. Austria was expecting her right?]
Austria in her strange egocentric need to be proper and follow every last detail of old-fashioned etiquette to the T was probably taking advantage of the last time she snuck into their house to bother Germany about shopping for Christmas presents. Because as everyone knows Austria can't go anywhere without getting horribly lost, and apparently Austria herself also occasionally knows this and takes it upon herself to ask Germany to accompany her along very vital journeys, such as Christmas shopping for the entire goddamn continent. But unlike in years past when Germany would begrudgingly take her along or entertain her selfish demands, she's much too busy to be bothered and decided to make her innocent as a little bird older sister do it instead.
Prussia is so convinced this is how she ended up in this position that not even Austria herself will be able to convince her otherwise if she is in fact wrong. So forgive her if she seems a little irritable as she pulls into Austria's long driveway as close to her front door as possible and, rather than doing the civilized and intelligent thing like getting out and ringing the door bell, literally lays on the horn as long as she can. Austria was expecting her right?]