FIC: Five Times an Away Mission Went Badly, and One Time It Also Went Badly

[anodyna]

Title: Five Times an Away Mission Went Badly, and One Time It Also Went Badly
Pairing: Spock/Uhura + multiple others
Rating: mild R
Warnings: humorous dub-con / sex pollen / tentacles / AMTDI
Summary: In Starfleet, away missions have a way of going wrong. The secret is getting it to go wrong in the right way.

Author's Note: Ship Wars entry for

Comments

[illariy]

I couldn't resist the opportunity to comment again. In addition to what I said earlier, I also love the fact that Spock uses logic to get sex from Uhura. In public.

*is twelve*

Definitely a very humourous story! :D

[anodyna]

*uses logic to get sex from Spock*

OMG it works! :D I thought of you when I was writing this, obviously. Tentacle guy FTW!

[illariy]

*gently cuddles tentacle guy* :D

[anodyna]

He's sad because he thought what he, Nyota, McCoy and Chapel had was real, but it was only the aphrodisiacs talking. *pets him, too*

[cleojones]

...What?

I totally have not read this keen bit of fluff-crack porny goodness like umpty-billion times.

Nope.

Not at all.

and I have come to the conclusion that Pike is an even bigger freak than Kirk.

[anodyna]

Hah! Pike is the dark horse. I'm pretty sure he had something to do with those centerpieces!

Also hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

*sprinkles sex pollen in your general direction*

[trillingstar]

This is awesome! I love that you give us just enough so that we can um, properly fill in the blanks for ourselves. Sexy and funny. Yum.

[anodyna]

Thanks! :D It was very challenging covering six missions in only 1000 words, but in a way it worked out well, because so many blanks = everyone gets to fill them from their own imaginations.

(If I were going to write one scenario into a longer fic, maybe the Gaila/Nyota sex-pollen botanical mishap? It's so hard to choose!)

[illariy]

If I were going to write one scenario into a longer fic, maybe the Gaila/Nyota sex-pollen botanical mishap?

Drive-by thumbs-up! :D

[spocksgal]

Hilarious! Pike should use their experiences as a recruiting drive lol
This the last one is sweet

[anodyna]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

[less_star]

His eyes gleam with un-Vulcan annoyance. "I am beginning to believe Kirk courts this type of trouble on purpose." Of course he does! :)

I love this, funny and sweet!

[anodyna]

Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing it. Kirk is definitely behind these hijinx, I'm sure of it! :)