Comments | anodyna: FIC: Five Times an Away Mission Went Badly, and One Time It Also Went Badly

anodyna

FIC: Five Times an Away Mission Went Badly, and One Time It Also Went Badly

Jan 28, 2010 16:41

Title: Five Times an Away Mission Went Badly, and One Time It Also Went Badly
Pairing: Spock/Uhura + multiple others
Rating: mild R
Warnings: humorous dub-con / sex pollen / tentacles / AMTDI
Summary: In Starfleet, away missions have a way of going wrong. The secret is getting it to go wrong in the right way.

Author's Note: Ship Wars entry for ( Read more... )

writing, fic: spock/uhura, perving on vulcans, fic: star trek xi, team ashayam

Comments 22

spockchick January 29 2010, 18:39:50 UTC

Love this, love this! I particularly love how resigned everyone is to their sex-fates, "Bath?". That made me laugh like a drain, and Cap'n Pike's apology note, what a gentleman! This helped me so much during a crapola work day. I thank you.

anodyna January 29 2010, 19:00:38 UTC

:D You're very welcome! I'm so glad you found it funny--it was great fun to think of ways of getting the crew into trouble. And poor Pike, that comment about morale was definitely of the "famous last words" variety.

swissmarg February 15 2010, 18:06:38 UTC

Oh my freaking... that was brill. My kids are wondering why I am laughing so hard. If only I could share...

anodyna February 15 2010, 23:09:34 UTC

Hah, thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :D

alder_knight March 20 2010, 23:21:39 UTC

I love the mental image of Uhura smacking Spock's ass on her way out the door. XD

Also?

Spock simply confiscates all video of their arrival on the transporter pad. They were still under the pollen's influence. It took several hours to separate them.
Spock keeps one copy of the video. As Chief Science Officer it's his duty to study it, in case they encounter the pollen again.
He wishes Kirk would stop asking to borrow it.

LOL FOREVER. Favorite part of the fic, though I must say, the entire thing is hilarious. Sexily hilarious. :D

anodyna March 21 2010, 01:54:13 UTC

Hah, thank you! I must say this was very fun to write, despite having to edit it with a tiny scalpel to get exactly 1000 +/- 10 words. (It was for Ship Wars and that was the requirement of the prompt, it was crazy! I'm used to spreading out as much as I want in the word department.)

I'm glad it made you laugh--and thank you for hunting it down and leaving your nice comments!