Polyjuice sequel

[annakovsky]

Title: Harry Potter and the Ruthless Ravenclaws
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry/Draco, sort of
AN: This a sequel to Harry Potter and the Problem with Polyjuice. And it too is for lalejandra, who "helped" me with the plot (by which I mean she came up with 80-90% of it), and who also beta'd.

Comments

Kovsky, you KEEL me!

[circe_tigana]

"Why would you put it in a book?" Ron asked, trying to regain some of his earlier bluster.

"So we can look at it in class and seem like we're studying," Thomas said.

"Well, that's... clever," Ron said, deflated.

"We're Ravenclaws," Julian said. "Of course it is."

HAHA!

That night Harry had to change into Cho Chang and snog Benedict Pancake, who was, for the record, very grabby.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

They had to use polyjuice to kiss Ravenclaw boys (and sometimes do... other, even less pleasant things that Harry tried very very hard to put out of his mind once they were over) nearly every other day for two weeks straight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There's nothing straight about those two weeks!

And that was how Harry Potter ended up with Draco Malfoy's tongue down his throat on the first Wednesday in November.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

OMG LALE TERRY BOOT IS SUCH A HO! Make Zahra see that he doesn't deserve Blaise!

Re: Kovsky, you KEEL me!

[annakovsky]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I am so glad you like it. I had a feeling you would. (It's all for you, Tigana.)

Ev01 Ravenclaws, represent!

[snarkhunter]

::sobbing::

You have me in your thrall, Kovsky.

[annakovsky]

Heee. Why thank you! Does this mean you will bring me things and fan me and plump my pillows?

*needs another Diet Dr. Pepper and Mom is in the other room*

[moireach]

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART WHOSE GLORY WILL SHINE FOREVER.

Allcaps Harry!! Clever Ravenclaws!! (We ROCK. ;) But heee, the ingenuity! Mirrors & books, ohmy!) Genderfuck...upedness! The first line! The last line! And maybe best of all:

Ron started to worry that polyjuice might be addictive, even going so far as to ASK HERMIONE, who got that suspicious shrewd look on her face again.

THIS IS SUCH A PHENOMENALLY STUPID MOVE THAT THE NARRATOR IS FORCED TO REVERT TO ALL-CAPS! Rock.

[moireach]

Also, Benedict Pancake??? Bwahahahaha.

[annakovsky]

HAHAHAHAHA! That is the best and funniest piece of feedback EVER. (And frankly, the narrator reverting to all caps is my favorite part, so rock!)

Also? In college I totally had a roommate named Heidi Pancake who was from Vermont and whose family made maple syrup, NO LIE.

[moireach]

Hee, YEAH BABY. Anyone can write *fic*, but awesome feedback is an *art*. ;)

Okay, I was on the phone with my mom when I read the Heidi Pancake thing and I cracked up for like five minutes. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! Your life is so krazy, Kovsky.

[calendae]

Hee. No really. Hee.

Except also, I feel weird because it's so wrong.

[annakovsky]

Hee, thanks. And also, I KNOW. But Lalejandra made most of it up, so both praise and blame for squickedness can go in that direction.

*shirks responsibility*

Hee.

[dolores]

This is absolutely beautiful. Terry should start wearing purple robes with fur collars and a lot of gold jewellry. Excellent.

[annakovsky]

Heeeee. You are so right.

*edits next section*