I don't know how this happened. There were LJ comments? And things got out of hand? And 6500 words of what is basically curtainfic later, here we are.
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Title: In What Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Fandom: I guess this would be Daily Show RPS.
Pairing: Stephen Colbert/Steve Carell
Rating: PG
Length: 2500 words
Disclaimer: Blah blah, this is a work of fiction, and as such is neither true nor profitable. Any similarity to the actual people depicted is both awesome and completely coincidental.
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Way Back When and the People We Were
The Office (US), 382 words, Gil/Toby, PG. For office_romances.

( High school reunions are nothing but depressing )

Title: Things Jim Can't Remember
Fandom: The Office (US)
Pairings: Jim/Mark, Jim/Pam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1700 words
Summary: John Madden Football at 2 a.m. Post-"Casino Night".
AN: This is for LiberryLady (elsbeth_lynn), who really wanted some Jim/Mark. Thanks to swmbo and kyrafic for betaing and suggestions. (And for those of you who maybe don't obsessively catalogue ( Read more... )

Title: Vol. One of the Encyclopedia Self-Destructica
Fandom: The Simpsons
Pairing: Lenny/Carl
Rating: PG
Length: 360 words
AN: This was moireach's idea, during The Simpsons tonight, and I wrote it really fast. Just to warn you. For the_avril_game.
Summary: Oh, you know, angst and longing, second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.

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Well, bear wanted me to put this story into a post, so, um, here it is. flowery_twat demanded Dom mpreg and wouldn't go to bed until I wrote it, so I did in the comments to her journal. And here it all is, copy and pasted for your edification. Hee. Um, enjoy, and sleep well. (Slight Lost spoilers in story.)

( A Monaboyd Bedtime Story for Twat, In Which Twat Herself Appears To Speed Our Heroes Onto Love and Parenthood )

Title: Harry Potter and the Ruthless Ravenclaws
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry/Draco, sort of
AN: This a sequel to Harry Potter and the Problem with Polyjuice. And it too is for lalejandra, who "helped" me with the plot (by which I mean she came up with 80-90% of it), and who also beta'd.

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Title: Harry Potter and the Problem with Polyjuice
Rating: hard R
Length 1010 words
Pairing: Harry/Ron, sort of
AN: This is for lalejandra, who yells at me to post it on a regular basis.

( Harry's Polyjuice problem began in sixth year through a combination of fatal factors )

Now that the Xom is finished, it turns out I've developed this weird crossover addiction or something. I'm overflowing with cracked out ideas, all multifandom and whatnot.

Also, calendae said that if I wrote this, she'd use a "Kovsky's bitch" icon for the next two weeks. I expect you all to hold her to that, by the way.

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The day you thought would never come... "A Critique of Pure Reason" is complete! Two weeks later than it should be, but what're you going to do ( Read more... )