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[agoodoffen2e]

alriight who'2 fuckiing briight iidea wa2 thii2?
very funny ha ha ii know ii haven't 2topped workiing iin a whiile but thii2 kiidnappiing attempt ii2 ju2t 2ad
kk iif ii fiind out you're behiind thii2 ii'm 2piilliing coffee all over your 2tupiid whiite jacket
and then burniing iit
and to22iing the charred remaiins two the 2eadweller2
a22hole

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[All the Action Spam]

[wwaterboy]

[Over the last month, Eridan has seen a couple of gold bloods who look like Sollux from a distance, but from their clothes and demeanour he knew they weren't his Sollux. He's ranged from relief to resentment over this. Why are there so many people from stupid worlds where sea dwellers are in charge, and Sollux and Feferi from his world are nowhere to be found?

On the other hand, he's pretty glad not to have anyone he knows around, because he can get away with more. He hasn't touched the pills in his trunk, and no one's called him a violent blood. No one expects him to do what they say, or gives him shit for having fins.

And today, Willow fixed his clothing so it looks brand new, and so he doesn't even look like a low-blood

[All the Action Spam]

[agoodoffen2e]

[Oh god really? His stupid ass kismesis got roped into this thing too? Well, at least he could get himself out of here using Eridan probably. Several long strides later, Sollux was standing right in front of Eridan.]

Ee-dee what the fuck ith going on?

[wwaterboy]

[Eridan looks a little shell-shocked for a moment there. He really never expected to see his kismesis again, and there's a part of him that wants to throw his arms around him and hug him.

No way would he be caught dead doing that, though.

Instead he smirks.] Wwhat, the great information broker himself needs to beg for info from one a his hired minions? You're slippin', Sol.

[agoodoffen2e]

Fuck off I jutht got here. Don't think I can't jutht kick you athh and call it thelf-defenthe and getting rid of a traitor for thith thtunt.

[Though he's honestly really relieved that there's a familiar face around. It sort of proves in his mind that this is all a huge sham.

And then, he notices that Eridan actually has on the pin he gave him. He's honestly never really seen him wear it of his own volition. It makes his expanding and contracting vascular system swell with pride.] Nithe pin by the way, where'd you get that?

[thekidsare0kay]

what the hell, another one?

[agoodoffen2e]

eh?
look2 liike ii wa2n't the only goldblood they dragged out here
let me gue22, you're a "workaholiic" and everyone'2 really worriied about you?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't thiink we were brought here becau2e of 2ome kiind of work retreat.
we're beiing experiimented on and iit'2 pretty--
waiit, waiit.
back up.
goldblood?

[agoodoffen2e]

oh 2orry ii ju2t a22umed you were a goldblood rather than u2iing thii2 font color to be a ragiing diickhead
clearly ii'm thiinkiing two hiighly of you

[foretolds]

OOOH
4NOTH3R ON3! >:]

[agoodoffen2e]

2niiffed out who diid thii2 yet TZ?
are you goiing two get two exiicute 2omeone you thiink?

[foretolds]

1 W1SH!
BUT TH1S PL4C3 H4S TOO M4NY S3CR3TS 4ND 1 ST1LL H4V3 NOT B33N 4BL3 TO D3T3RM1N3 WHO 1S 1N CH4RG3 >:|

[agoodoffen2e]

well 2hiit iif a hot 2hot legii2lacerator can't fiigure out what'2 goiing on here, we're all 2crewed.

[ocariness]

[ Link recognizes the font color and typing quirk. Hadn't he still been here...? She'll be hurriedly switching to text (thank god she's learned how this terminal works), and typing.

Of course, only mildly being versed in this Hemospectrum nonsense, it never occurred to her using any font color would be odd. She just liked green once she learned about it. ]

Sollux? Do you not recall this place?

[agoodoffen2e]

how do you know my name?
have we met before or 2omethiing?

[ocariness]

... I apologize, but I have met you before. You must not recall.
My name is Link, it is nice to meet you again, at any rate.

[agoodoffen2e]

are you talkiing about that other 2ollux maybe?
the lowblood 2ollux?

[straightupzorra]

Haha Sollux, very funny.

[agoodoffen2e]

how the hell do you people know my name?
diid ii get 2uper famou2 whiile ii wa2n't lookiing?

[straightupzorra]

Don't play dumb Sollux, you know who I am. I mean, I knew you were dumb and all but this is whole new level.

[Guess who hasn't paid attention to this whole doubles thing!]

[agoodoffen2e]

uh
no?
ii have no fuckiing clue who you are?
and the fact that you have no typiing quiirk ii2n't exactly makiing you the mo2t memorable per2on ever.