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[agoodoffen2e]

alriight who'2 fuckiing briight iidea wa2 thii2?
very funny ha ha ii know ii haven't 2topped workiing iin a whiile but thii2 kiidnappiing attempt ii2 ju2t 2ad
kk iif ii fiind out you're behiind thii2 ii'm 2piilliing coffee all over your 2tupiid whiite jacket
and then burniing iit
and to22iing the charred remaiins two the 2eadweller2
a22hole

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[thekidsare0kay]

what the hell, another one?

[agoodoffen2e]

eh?
look2 liike ii wa2n't the only goldblood they dragged out here
let me gue22, you're a "workaholiic" and everyone'2 really worriied about you?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't thiink we were brought here becau2e of 2ome kiind of work retreat.
we're beiing experiimented on and iit'2 pretty--
waiit, waiit.
back up.
goldblood?

[agoodoffen2e]

oh 2orry ii ju2t a22umed you were a goldblood rather than u2iing thii2 font color to be a ragiing diickhead
clearly ii'm thiinkiing two hiighly of you

[thekidsare0kay]

iin what way am ii beiing a ragiing diickhead?
ii wa2 ju2t tryiing two explaiin that thii2 place ii2 really fucked up!
ii'm u2iing thii2 font colour becau2e iit'2 the 2ame a2 my blood colour.
but ii've never heard anyone refer two iit as gold blood before.

[agoodoffen2e]

waiit what the fuck do they call iit iif not gold?
honey?

[thekidsare0kay]

u2ually pi22.
or mu2tard ii gue22.

[agoodoffen2e]

who the fuck diid you pii22 off?
ju2t cull tho2e iidiiot2 then
teach them 2ome re2pect or 2omethiing

[thekidsare0kay]

2eriiou2ly, what the hell.
only hiighblood2 call me that, geniiu2.
anyway, ii'm not about to cull eriidan unle22 he really pii22e2 me off.

[agoodoffen2e]

waiit 2o hiighblood2 and ED call you that?
do ii need to 2lap hiim around 2ome and make hiim remember hii2 place or 2omethiing?

[thekidsare0kay]

excu2e me, ii'll 2lap around my own kii2me2ii2 for my2elf, thank you very much.

[agoodoffen2e]

the FUCK?
he'2 my kii2me2ii2 get your fuckiing own!

[thekidsare0kay]

iif he told you that, baby, he wa2 lyiing.
of cour2e ii 2hould probably expect cheatiing from 2omeone a2 de2perate a2 hiim.

but two be hone2t we're probably not talkiing about the 2ame guy.

[agoodoffen2e]

no waiit.
let me gue22.
you're talkiing about the OTHER one.

[thekidsare0kay]

probably.
2o ii'm 2ollux captor and ii'm gue22iing you are, two.
what'2 wiith the goldblood thiing?

[agoodoffen2e]

good gue22.
good thiing ii'm 2mart.
and that'2 ju2t what iit'2 called where ii'm from.
we're at the hiigher end of the 2pectrum.
aa'2 the conde2ce.