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[angualupin]

I want to leave a comment somewhere along the lines of: "This is quite possibly the worst porn I have ever read. Congratulations. That takes work."

Comments

[pippopippo]

I didn't read that one, but it's Creamy Hot Chocolate Girl! Can't be worse than this, can it?

[angualupin]

Oh Jesus Christ (literally). Why do you subject me to this, Vy? Do you secretly hate me? Have I killed your kitten or something? *weeps*

[louis_quatorze]

Hahaha. Poor you, you must be bored. I'd lend you my Eurovision DVD, but I'm enjoying it greatly at the moment.

[angualupin]

It said Iker, so I clicked! I like Iker! It wasn't my fault! *flails*

[louis_quatorze]

I haven't even been able to complete it. I get like, three paragraphs in and my head starts hurting. You have far more patience than I.

[angualupin]

But see, dearest, if you wrote porn that was worse than that, it would be satirical, and funny. She's being serious, which is also funny, but also eyeball-gouging.

[txorakeriak]

I've long stopped reading her fics, but if it's the worst porn you've ever read, I must read it too. (I don't know why I'm punishing myself like this, but I can never resist reading something advertised as badfic.) *is very curious now*

[angualupin]

I'm foolish and rarely remember author's names, so even if I'd read any of her work before (and tried to kill myself from the awfulness), I wouldn't remember it was her, and wouldn't stop clicking.

It is kind of fascinating in its sheer romance-novel-cliché-ness and its anatomical improbability.

[txorakeriak]

I browsed my harddisk for fics of hers and only found one which was actually rather funny and well written (but there is no porn - maybe that explains it

[angualupin]

If you leave a comment, I will too. Mine will probably be a great deal less polite than yours, but I'm a bitch like that.

[ninamalfoy]

*cries* Methinks the poor girl has read much too many yaoi mangas. Or watched too much gay porn. All of which so totally reflect real life sex in every way, yis.

[angualupin]

My favorite part, my very favorite part, was where Iker "impales" Sergio on his cock, and then gets up and walks to another room. Because walking around with someone on your penis is quite feasible, especially when said person is pretty much your size. *winces*

[ninamalfoy]

*snorts* Oh yes. Totally doable, because Iker has a hardcore dick, didn't you know? ;-)

But what I find the scariest is the fact that she gets comments. Goes to show there's really no accounting for taste... *wry grin*