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[angualupin]

I want to leave a comment somewhere along the lines of: "This is quite possibly the worst porn I have ever read. Congratulations. That takes work."

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[txorakeriak]

I've long stopped reading her fics, but if it's the worst porn you've ever read, I must read it too. (I don't know why I'm punishing myself like this, but I can never resist reading something advertised as badfic.) *is very curious now*

[angualupin]

I'm foolish and rarely remember author's names, so even if I'd read any of her work before (and tried to kill myself from the awfulness), I wouldn't remember it was her, and wouldn't stop clicking.

It is kind of fascinating in its sheer romance-novel-cliché-ness and its anatomical improbability.

[txorakeriak]

I browsed my harddisk for fics of hers and only found one which was actually rather funny and well written (but there is no porn - maybe that explains it

[angualupin]

If you leave a comment, I will too. Mine will probably be a great deal less polite than yours, but I'm a bitch like that.

[txorakeriak]

I don't know if I have the energy. I clearly don't have it right now. And as I said, I am also getting fed up with having to say the same things over and over again. Maybe I should do a post in which I explain the basics of buttsex so that I can simply link people to it instead of explaining things profoundly for yet another time. (Of course, there's more wrong with this fic than just the basics of buttsex, but I would actually have been able to overlook most of the anatomical weirdness if the author had paid attention to them at least. Yeah, I'm feeling worrisomely generous at the moment.)