I browsed my harddisk for fics of hers and only found one which was actually rather funny and well written (but there is no porn - maybe that explains it).
Anyway, I read the new fic now, and there is so much wrong with it that I don't know where to start. I suppose the part in which they get out of the bathtub and into that bed without even drying themselves is the least severe WTF moment here. Xabi standing at the side of the bathtub for so long without actually saying anything is pretty awkward. And the porn as such... OUCH. Not only is quite a lot of it anatomically impossible, but it's also one of those fics that drive me up the wall. Why do writers keep thinking that the anus has some sort of pre-installed lubrication mechanism? Not to mention that once again, the boys don't even bother to use condoms. *sigh* I feel so annoying writing comments about that every bloody time, and I begin to believe that they're of no use anyway because people will keep ignoring the advice. Sometimes, the evil part of my brain wishes that writers who subject their characters to pain like that should suffer the same, just to know what it feels like, so that they'll never forget again. >.<
Do you think I should write a comment? I'm not so sure, myself...
I don't know if I have the energy. I clearly don't have it right now. And as I said, I am also getting fed up with having to say the same things over and over again. Maybe I should do a post in which I explain the basics of buttsex so that I can simply link people to it instead of explaining things profoundly for yet another time. (Of course, there's more wrong with this fic than just the basics of buttsex, but I would actually have been able to overlook most of the anatomical weirdness if the author had paid attention to them at least. Yeah, I'm feeling worrisomely generous at the moment.)
Anyway, I read the new fic now, and there is so much wrong with it that I don't know where to start. I suppose the part in which they get out of the bathtub and into that bed without even drying themselves is the least severe WTF moment here. Xabi standing at the side of the bathtub for so long without actually saying anything is pretty awkward. And the porn as such... OUCH. Not only is quite a lot of it anatomically impossible, but it's also one of those fics that drive me up the wall. Why do writers keep thinking that the anus has some sort of pre-installed lubrication mechanism? Not to mention that once again, the boys don't even bother to use condoms. *sigh* I feel so annoying writing comments about that every bloody time, and I begin to believe that they're of no use anyway because people will keep ignoring the advice. Sometimes, the evil part of my brain wishes that writers who subject their characters to pain like that should suffer the same, just to know what it feels like, so that they'll never forget again. >.<
Do you think I should write a comment? I'm not so sure, myself...
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