I think this thing ate all my socks.

How're you?

SIRIUS!!! Help!!!!

I think...I think I broke it.

Oh lookie here ( Read more... )

I've had the week from hell ( Read more... )

I want to know what the fuck is going on.

I'm developing a habit of only using this thing at ungodly hours of the night. Not good. Can't seem to sleep properly - I keep waking up every twenty minutes ( Read more... )

Oi. You. Sirius type person. Erm...I have no idea what to call you, so...Right.

That was surely the weirdest thing ever.

What kind of idiot talks to his godfather's imposter?!

I don't think I've ever been so confused in my life. I don't know what to think. Moreover, I suspect I have lost all cognitive ability because Christ it is four in the fucking morning. Probably best not to force it, I might short-circuit a neuron or ( Read more... )

I really wish everyone would shut up about the bruises. They're nearly gone now, you'd think people would find something else to talk about. Or at least stop bloody pointing at me in the halls. Honestly, it's not nice to stare, didn't your mothers ever teach you any manners ( Read more... )

What the fuck was that.

Whoever it is, I'm going to kill them. Kill them. As in REMOVE THEIR VITAL ORGANS ONE BY ONE AND CHOP THEM INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES. And when I've finished with that, I'll take all the little bits and I will jump on them!! And I will continue jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more ( Read more... )