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[angstproblem]

Oh lookie here

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[not_a_zombie]

... Who else has been tearing at your clothes and/or attempting to eat you?

Is there something I should know, Harry?

[angstproblem]

No! I mean. Um. It was more in the figurative sense, rather than literal. Like. Well...there was this dream I had...

[not_a_zombie]

You have dreams about people figuratively ripping your clothes off and eating you? Have you thought that this might be Freudian?

[angstproblem]

Who said anything about people? Person! Not plural! I'm not that crazy, Sirius.

It's crossed my mind, yes, but I'd prefer not to pursue the prospect. It's probably symbolic for claustrophobia or schizophrenia or puerperal psychosis or some other sort of disturbing psychological complex.

[greasyoldgit]

Pleb.

[angstproblem]

Yeah, well...

YOUR MUM.

[greasyoldgit]

Were I not your teacher, be assured that I would gladly cause you very serious amounts of pain.

[angstproblem]

In case you hadn't noticed, your being my teacher never stopped you before.

[xcheckmatex]

I think bity things are just attracted to you. Maybe you give off some sort of nibbly aura?

[angstproblem]

That would explain a lot, actually.

D'you think there's a way to get rid of it? Some sort of repellant pheromone potion thing?

[xcheckmatex]

I bet if you just rubbed up on Snape nothing would come near you for years.

[angstproblem]

That is way too disgusting to even consider.

Though it would probably work.

Perhaps I'll just stop bathing altogether?