The Shallow Fangirl: The Hair-and-Fashion Raw Report 4.07.13

[angstbunny]

[written for Tumblr] A reminder that this "report" is basically a bunch of my unsubstantiated opinions. Clearly I have my tastes and biases. Also, yes, I will admit that I'm blatantly and aggressively objectifying the wrestlers in response to the whole "let's respect the wrestlers for wrestling" thing. Which I find ridiculous, because let's face it

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[screamingintune]

LOL your rage when people don't wear kneepads is hilarious

How does something get cut from Wrestlemania for time??? It's PPV, they can go as long as they want???

Dolph DEFINITELY needs deep conditioning. Maybe some olive oil conditioner.

Yeah see I scrolled and when I saw Damien I still thought it was Wade. I confuse those two for some reason.

and WHOA at that pic of hot AmDrag. O_O

[angstbunny]

IT'S SO WEIRD!!! It's obscene and scandalous. Plus, I worry for their knees.

And that's why it's bullshit. It was an intergender tag match, too. It's not like it would've gone for 20 minutes. It would've been 10 at best, and yet they scrapped it anyway. For no readily apparent reason. It's SO shitty for all the people involved.

I REALLY DON'T GET HOW YOU CAN CONFUSE WADE WITH DAMIEN.

Hot AmDrag is like... bizarro world. I still can't handle it.

[screamingintune]

dude they're both like big beefy guys with the dark hair and the ears and the head IDK THEY LOOK ALIKE

[angstbunny]

I'M SO BAFFLED BY YOUR CONFUSION.

Damien has a bushier beard, hangs out in a blue bathrobe, wears very brightly colored trunks

Wade comes out in a in a coat, usually with a boutonniere, would never wear pink, has giant tattoos on both his upper arms.

I HOPE THAT HELPS.

[pyroyale]

I don't know how they screwed up the Wrestlemania timings so badly. They even dropped America The Beautiful and all of the backstage skits that help with the crowd pacing (and they paid for it when the crowd quietened down after Taker vs. Punk)

I love Barrett's tattoos, especially the one you posted the image of. He has a good taste in music!

Do Ryback and RVD share the same wardrobe?

I miss Jericho's long tights too. He looks even shorter and stockier in the trunks (and he always had the best designs, too)

[angstbunny]

It utterly baffles me. That intergender tag match would've been, what? At best 10 minutes? And you want me to believe there wasn't time enough for that?! I suspect shenanigans.

I like the "culture alienation boredom and despair" one (though I am unfamiliar with the Manics), but I find the other one to be kind of a hot mess lol.

HAHAHA I was thinking that Ryback's singlet is reminiscent of RVD's.

YES, he's too stocky for tinypants. Just makes him look boxy. The long tights lengthen him.

[redfiona99]

I believe this requires me to post the link for the video to Little Baby Nothing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3N54avEQc (I cannot describe exactly how much more I like Barrett now that I know that he's a Manics fan)

Apparently the same person makes Ryback and RVD's singlets.

[angstbunny]

I did give "Little Baby Nothing" a try when I found out where the line in his tattoo came from. I have to admit that I like the lyrics but the music itself doesn't do much for me. *hides?*

Wade also quotes a line from the Manics for his Twitter bio: "I am stronger than Mensa, Miller and Mailer. I spat out Plath and Pinter."

Well that explains the similarities.