The Shallow Fangirl: The Hair-and-Fashion Raw Report 4.07.13

[angstbunny]

[written for Tumblr] A reminder that this "report" is basically a bunch of my unsubstantiated opinions. Clearly I have my tastes and biases. Also, yes, I will admit that I'm blatantly and aggressively objectifying the wrestlers in response to the whole "let's respect the wrestlers for wrestling" thing. Which I find ridiculous, because let's face it

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[screamingintune]

LOL your rage when people don't wear kneepads is hilarious

How does something get cut from Wrestlemania for time??? It's PPV, they can go as long as they want???

Dolph DEFINITELY needs deep conditioning. Maybe some olive oil conditioner.

Yeah see I scrolled and when I saw Damien I still thought it was Wade. I confuse those two for some reason.

and WHOA at that pic of hot AmDrag. O_O

[angstbunny]

IT'S SO WEIRD!!! It's obscene and scandalous. Plus, I worry for their knees.

And that's why it's bullshit. It was an intergender tag match, too. It's not like it would've gone for 20 minutes. It would've been 10 at best, and yet they scrapped it anyway. For no readily apparent reason. It's SO shitty for all the people involved.

I REALLY DON'T GET HOW YOU CAN CONFUSE WADE WITH DAMIEN.

Hot AmDrag is like... bizarro world. I still can't handle it.

[screamingintune]

dude they're both like big beefy guys with the dark hair and the ears and the head IDK THEY LOOK ALIKE

[angstbunny]

I'M SO BAFFLED BY YOUR CONFUSION.

Damien has a bushier beard, hangs out in a blue bathrobe, wears very brightly colored trunks

Wade comes out in a in a coat, usually with a boutonniere, would never wear pink, has giant tattoos on both his upper arms.

I HOPE THAT HELPS.

[screamingintune]

I'm sorry bb but I don't really pay attention to fashion so I'll never remember the clothing differences since I don't consistently watch wrestling enough to recognize

BUT the bushier beard helps I think yes lol

[angstbunny]

AS LONG AS SOMETHING HELPS